Or do like SFO and hire hawks to hunt the birds.

How about the "Best Party I wish I had attended" wedding? That's mine. With all the glad handing and constantly losing my drinks, my groom and I were very sober and very socially exhausted by the end of it. But looked like everyone else had a hell of a time.

Dude, "San Fran"? Ouch, Tracy. Ouch. Way to gut punch your SF readers.

Ah, ok.

"Ghetto" children? Really?? They're black and in a frontyard. With dirty knees because they practiced their dance routine. I like the dancing though, just don't approve the ghetto label.

Just wondering why we assume this kid is a "he"? That's basically what my elementary school PE uniform looked like and we were an all girl school.

It's not even the article that brings up sexism. The article explains how the women no longer have a purse, and that since running is now 65% female the Crazy 8s is losing out on a major demographic. It's all these cry baby dudes in the comments that brought up sexism in an effort to bemoan the terrible injustice of…

My husband and I went hiking thru the desert in Baja California, and I protested that I wasn't tired when he said time to turn around and go back. At which point he made a very sound point- nobody walks into the desert thinking 'today I'm going to die in the desert.' Lesson is, when in the desert always hike back with…

Stupid Scooby smuggler, don't know what you did wrong but I usually have box cutters on me/in my purse, and they always make it through the screeners. If it weren't for you and those dang kids!

Chris Brown could be on the #barfytwitter list.

God, I hate J. Crew sizing. It's infuriatingly inconsistent, and I know perfectly well I am not a size 2, don't pander to me J. Crew, just give me my real true sized clothing. I am totally content being a size 6/8.

Pearls!! And I'm guessing that's $200 for 1 OUNCE, maybe 2. (I have a fancy brother who likes the stuff)

wait wait... edited for better joke "Ever notice La Mer creams always go bad the same day as the milk? Gotta buy up both again!!"

Forrest Gump: worst movie of all time

Question: is there any actual difference between watching a Maya Deren film in reverse vs. regular?

My definition of "Manchester style" is much tamer: sitting around listening to Joy Division and crying.

That is a very valid point.

I feel so guilty when I don't finish a book. Well, unless it's poorly written. I, too, read the Wind Up Bird Chronicles- people make such a big deal about his work, and I was ambivalent. But now reading this one I am actually kind of ticked off. There's so much better writing out there, how's Murakami considered this…

Thank you! For the life of me I can't figure out how it contributes to the story. But I'm only on page 360 or so. Did you finish? Is it worth it to keep going? I am also of the opinion that Murakami could use a heavy handed editor. So much needs to be chopped off each page.

As it so happens, I was potty trained yesterday. In your face! I'm kidding. I was potty trained like a whole week ago.