If conversion therapy is so effective, why do the Saints carry a punter on their roster?

Things have gone downhill in Journalism ever since the invention of the “Special Advertisement Section”.

CAN’T PARALYZE HEART

Employer?

I don’t know. In order to be famous somebody would have to be able to recognize your face, right? Well, just try to get somebody to accurately depict the prophet Muhammad. All of a sudden everybody’s memory gets real foggy.

Rex Ryan would nurse those feet back to health. Day and night, tirelessly working. Without thanks, without pay, without reciprocated feelings. That is what love is. Being there when you aren’t asked to be. Seeing the foot for what it is ON THE INSIDE and not for what it is on the outside, because that’s where true…

You and I are on the same page. Barry is so good and Hader, always one of my favorite comedic actors, was a revelation. Damn, he's good.

Great actor. It’s kind of amazing how good McBride and Bill Hader are, considering the work they’ve done for the majority of their respective careers.

Eastbound and Down is one of my favorite shows of all time. I know Danny McBride doesn’t have the greatest range as an actor, but in Kenny Powers he created a stupid, arrogant, regressive asshole, but injected him with enough pathos and vulnerability that you rooted for him, anyway.

If this wasn’t in Florida or Ohio then the world doesn’t make sense anymore.

I used to know this dude, a recovering crack addict, but still for whatever reason, hung out at bars. One night there was a ruckus starting, and he was in the middle of it. Despite his past transgressions, he wasn’t a bad guy and we got along. As I was trying to pull him away, he looked at me, dead in the eye and said…

I don’t know how race organizers could have mitigated an act of God, but I feel terrible for Alaphilippe. To ride so well for three weeks, and have it taken away near the last minute by something out of your control has to be beyond devastating.

Headline should be: Hope Solo Petitions to Join USWNT’s Equal Pay Mediation In An Effort To Remain Relevant

Yeah, why the tone deafness on Solo? This is sort of like running an article suggesting that it would be a good idea for Ray Rice to be a player rep. at the next CBA meetings.

At the end. I don’t know why we needed this or who wanted it. Renata destroying the trains felt so “crazy woman” that I feel it did a disservice to her character. Over two seasons, she’s used outbursts to act out and she’s never resolved that. Bonnie was wasted in a season that was meant to flesh her out. Everyone…

I can tolerate many things for the sake of television drama, but destroying a model train set is CROSSING THE LINE.  

LeBatard is odd because when it is stupid, it is hilariously stupid. However, when Dan wants it to be profound, it is that as well. It’s paradoxically both the dumbest and smartest sports radio show in America. It’s also the only self aware one. 

I’m feeling admiration for a sports talk host? What the shit is going on??

Pitaro was hoisted by his own Le Batard.

This did not go how I thought it was going to go. I actually think of Ned Yost as less of a pud now.