Heard that very talking point parroted yesterday by one of the local radio hosts, who repeatedly insisted the team is in a playoff chase because it’s only two games out of first place in the division. Which I guess is just exactly what I deserve to hear for turning on sports radio in the first place.

Exactly! And, just spitballing here, but I daresay that a billboard for a horse farm in Kentucky would be worth WAY more to its advertiser if it came with an endorsement by a UK hoops player than if one from Kim Kardashian, to use his moronic example.

Wow. New favorite player.

Thanks for asking, Cody.

Exactly. And if you can run 6's in a marathon while you aim for a record, you’re not gonna run 8's first, especially less than halfway through the race. And you’re sure as hell not gonna drop an entire minute per mile after 35K, even if you’re half this dick’s age.

JimmyBall!

And by that, we mean ENORMOUS.

There are not enough stars for this.

Also, local businesses with the “hilarious” make-your-own-message signs:

“I’d say three, but she’s pretty stubborn.”

“with great disrespect to the inverted pyramid”

What the ever-loving shit with all this thoughtful, measured, and respectful debate, without a single bit of name-calling?!

What a wonderful article. Just fascinating on so many levels, even (especially?) for a complete non-climber, and it illustrates an amazing sliver of life that most people probably have never even wondered about. All the stars.

Not enough stars for you.

Indeed that was her fourth world title — and importantly, her first in an event other than slalom.

Seriously, “Ulysses?” And we’re just gonna let that go?

“We gonna take away his ink pen in a minute!” Spectacular.

Not enough stars for you.

Pearl Jam = Springsteen for a younger generation. Ugh.

Thank you. That was delicious. All the stars to you and mparks04.