When’s the “This Children’s Song Is Messed Up” post? Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer wants to know.

+1,000,000 for the EGD.

Add in the fourth quarter of that Game 6 meltdown, and the Rockets can claim 1-for-35 shooting from distance with a trip to the Finals on the line. (Bonus trivia answer: Gerald Green.)

Don’t be hittin’ on me, I thought it was the trash!

Tl;dr.

Honest question: Do the boulders get heavier as they go down the line?

C’mon, now. Didn’t she play Joe the Policeman, on the “What’s Goin’ Down?” episode of “That’s My Momma”?

I am taking out all of my wife’s savings in order to buy you more stars. ALL OF THE STARS.

I *do* know where La Honda Road turns into Woodside!!

Barf plane, all day long. I can stomach that shit, and then I’ll get one of the nice, cozy hotel rooms y’all have to cancel.

“The fact that ESPN has a broadcast partnership with the league should have no bearing on how the company conducts itself as a journalistic entity”

Knew a woman who named her son and daughter “Jack” and “Ruby.”

... who wears a necklace during a game.

I, for one, cannot believe this happened in Utah.

Hopefully, it was Alex Gonalez’s.

“Since she left her job in PR.”

1. Hummer. Either one.

Remember seeing LeBron’s naked foot during Team USA camp while working as a member of the media years ago. Almost as fucked up as Shaq’s. Almost.

You nailed that. Nobody in the real world gives a shit, yet the industry continues to subject us all to news ledes that conclude “as first reported by xxx.”

I dunno, man. I totally think he should have been doing more knee exercises.