“Rise and grind.” The True Deplorables.

So, wait. Dude’s so awesome at recruiting that LSU brought in maybe a third of their usual in-state haul, the best of whom is all of three stars, and everybody’s upset? Am I missing something, or is this just a case of HS guys being butthurt that a guy they knew and maybe liked got shitcanned?

Trust me, Chicken in a Bisket changes a man. One tiny taste — just a nibble — and you will never see the world the same way again. This list becomes just one item long, for one thing, and you won’t even CARE who the fucking president is.

Goddammit. I came here to see which athletes picked the other side.

Bagwell — inducted for that career, removed for that shirt.

Obama’s 2008 inauguration celebration featured, among others and in one way or another, Beyonce, Mary J. Blige, Garth Brooks, Springsteen, Tom Hanks, Jamie Foxx, James Taylor, John Legend, U2, Stevie Wonder, Shakira, Ashley Judd, Usher, Sheryl Crow, will.i.am, Bon Jovi, Queen Latifah, John Mellencamp, Tiger Woods,…

Damn. Those moobs are real, and they’re spectacular.

+10,000 for the username alone.

I hate this guy so much I LOVE him. Please let him keep having jobs in college football for ever and ever, and please let him keep inviting reporters on ride-alongs even longer. The rapture!

Goddamn I can’t wait to watch all the post-game fight videos on Deadspin that will now end in massive, bloody shooting fatalities instead of just drunken pussies falling down the steps.

This is completely shocking. Idiots this size usually go to Wazzu.

Also, the Ducks suck.

Agreed. It’s the only one I’ve saved, all these years later, and now ... ruined.

Agreed. That was spectacularly funny, before all his devices became schtick.

Which is weird, because Dusty has always been so outstanding in the playoffs.

Yet it’s all just a side note if Gonzalez simply fields one of the world’s easiest double-play balls cleanly. Alou acted like an ass, sure, but Gonzalez is the one who really blew it.

I don’t doubt my fellow Cubs fans will become even more insufferable if the team wins the World Series. But to be fair, there is no “much more” insufferable than Red Sox fans.

“You’re only allowed to hate the Cubs and their fans after they win, because they will morph into almost as insufferable as the Red Sox.”

So true. I mean, they didn’t even have enough fans for all of the seats in San Francisco last night.

The Bears are not nearly good enough for “at least they have the Jags next week” to be a thing.