How did he repair the damage done by the inexcusable comments he made on same-sex marriage that drew the ire of gay rights groups and cost him sponsors, including Nike? He kept fighting.

0% on the Wonderlic test, 100% on the Bradshaw Exam,

If you do it right (the drugs and prostitutes), you won’t even destroy your reputation!

Oh I’m an idiot, didn’t see that!

The ‘Pace’ column is the total pace - total time divided by total distance so far. The ‘Pace Between’ column shows his splits. It shows him running 6 to 8 minute miles, which is very inconsistent.

if the Persians had taken Marathon this seriously they would’ve won

I’m a long time reader and occasional contributor to the cesspool that is letsrun. When they sink their teeth into something the offender doesn’t stand a chance. This guy got greedy with his times and splits. Great to see the letsrun messageboard come through with something positive and productive.

As someone who has run 10 marathons, I am obligated to salute you on beating me to it. And also mentioning my ultramarathons.

If I’m going to destroy my reputation, I think I’m going with drugs and prostitutes over cheating in a meaningless but very public sporting event.

I don’t see a sticker on your Volvo so I’m calling you a liar.

As someone who has run a marathon, I am obligated to mention in comments to this blog about a marathon that I have run a marathon.

Start the emotional implosion of the team in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1....

Oh, I can’t wait for these 2 over sensitives divas shares the locker room politics together. 

The odds of Kyrie poisoning the locker room before Durant ever sets foot on the court is better than a planet flip. 

Sometimes in life, when one door closes, a thousand other doors get slammed in your face.

You wrote all that, but I'd shut the door and closed the curtains one paragraph in.

this was really stupid but i guess jokes on me for clicking it

And yet you found no issue leaving fingers on your realistic Penguin. Your life’s work is a travesty 

I love this.

The prison metaphor is pretty powerful. I’ve also heard stories similar in tone from ex-military trying to work a desk job after multiple tours.