Goddammit. I was told there would be dental jokes.

Hey, I’m not too late with this, am I — oh, yes I am.

Oh, this is gonna be fun!

Totally agree. My biggest fear, as a lifelong Cubs fan who still has the game program from his first game at Wrigley in 1977, the one with Ernie Banks on the cover and an 8-year-old’s scrawl on the inside, is that the Cubs finally do win but then every single one of their fans becomes/finishes becoming the biggest…

In fairness, he seems pretty good at picking last year’s winner.

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Goddammit I think I like how goofy these guys are together.

Admittedly, you might have to be of a certain age to immediately appreciate this one. But I was floored when I not long ago met “Jack” and “Ruby.”

I dunno, wasn’t the crowd at Roland Garros just roaring for him yesterday? Or was that just the French cheering against a Brit?

Agreed — hard to root for any team whose management is so egregiously insulting to its customers.

Death, taxes and Team USA’s uniforms are always ass.

Also, they lost three other games. No whining about a no-call in the fourth.

STOP PICKING ON BERNIE! He does grumpy old columnist better than anybody on the Internet!

+1,000,000 for the username.

Now hold it right there, fella. There is no finer curmudgeon in all of newspapers than Bernie Lincicome, who might be way off in his assessment of the skill it takes to make a three-pointer — and hey, I can at least see the rationale in his argument that a basket should be a basket, similar to a goal in hockey — but…

Yes, thank you. I did finally find it, as well, but I’d posit that if you’re going to make all your decisions based on TV, you should probably do a MUCH better job promoting the broadcast on your web site. Even now, as the race is going on, the main image on USATF’s web site is one that accompanies the announcement…

Also, all this machination for the precious gold of television and I dare you to go try to find information on the broadcast on the USATF web site. DARE YOU.

Every time I click onto a Sarah Barker article, I am thoroughly impressed, entertained and informed. Every. Damn. Time. She is terrific, and this is not her mother writing.

Too bad the citizenry is too leaden with beer and butter cake to realize that they did this to themselves. It both elected officials and then lobbied the hell out of them to make sure the Rams would be happy to come to town, to the extent that they agreed to a stadium deal that gave the team a staggeringly easy out —…

Another Hammer here in Colorado? Yay!