Which is weird, because at Arizona State they had no idea he ever acted this way ...

Aw, you’re all wet, Abercrombie!

Can you say “ruse?” Since they joined the Pac-12, the Utes have steadily sought to assert their superiority over the Cougars — oh, did the Utes hate living in their shadow for so long! — and that significantly includes not playing them as much as possible, to perpetuate the subtle perception that the Utes are too good…

So you’re saying not everybody in the entire country is desperately trying to move to St. Louis? Sure, pal. Pull this leg and it plays “Jingle Bells.”

Oh my God, I want one so bad. Can they make it a little longer, though?

In all likelihood, the reporter had an agreement with the confidential source that she would simply use him or her to confirm the story Sly originally told, without using his or her name or even mentioning his or her existence publicly. (Yes, you’d prefer to have as many on-the-record sources as you can get, but this…

Gosh, I don’t know man. He doesn’t seem like a douche at all.

Also, in real life. Utah and its Mormons are the center of the dietary “supplement” universe — in large part because the state is home to Sen. Orrin Hatch, whose 1994 Dietary Supplement Health and Education Act basically gives the industry carte blanche to make and market fake and ineffective products with no…

“I wasn’t gonna even bother, but then I saw he had MY SHOES on — and, hey, lemme tell you ‘bout MY SHOES ...”

No, I just have something in my eye ...

Lousy activist judges!

Tannehill must have vision to match his aim. Pryor clearly pumps his fist immediately, well before it’s ever clear that Matthews is seriously hurt. In fact, he turns away from Matthews before/as he does so. Go fuck your wife, Ryan.

Me, too!

Yes, this ^^^. A million times, yes. I’ve been a Cubs fan since I was a little kid — still have the game program from my first game at Wrigley in 1977, with Ernie Banks on the cover — but I’m still about half-rooting for them to lose, just we don’t have to deal with fans reaching a Red Sox level of insufferability.

Nailed it, Sarah. You are fantastic on the topic, and I enjoy all of your posts. Well done!

Any chance his selling out will change the fact that he is an absolutely abysmal writer with a catastrophically misplaced sense of how much people care about his self-referential musings? No? Shit.

Paul Petrino might be the worst college football coach in America. Did we mention he’s 2-21, to boot? Time for a list, please ...

“Do your fucking job!”

Nick Symmonds can’t even wear his HAIR the way he wants to, now.

#BostonStrong