+1,000,000 for the username.

Now hold it right there, fella. There is no finer curmudgeon in all of newspapers than Bernie Lincicome, who might be way off in his assessment of the skill it takes to make a three-pointer — and hey, I can at least see the rationale in his argument that a basket should be a basket, similar to a goal in hockey — but…

Yes, thank you. I did finally find it, as well, but I’d posit that if you’re going to make all your decisions based on TV, you should probably do a MUCH better job promoting the broadcast on your web site. Even now, as the race is going on, the main image on USATF’s web site is one that accompanies the announcement…

Also, all this machination for the precious gold of television and I dare you to go try to find information on the broadcast on the USATF web site. DARE YOU.

Every time I click onto a Sarah Barker article, I am thoroughly impressed, entertained and informed. Every. Damn. Time. She is terrific, and this is not her mother writing.

Too bad the citizenry is too leaden with beer and butter cake to realize that they did this to themselves. It both elected officials and then lobbied the hell out of them to make sure the Rams would be happy to come to town, to the extent that they agreed to a stadium deal that gave the team a staggeringly easy out —…

Another Hammer here in Colorado? Yay!

Which is weird, because at Arizona State they had no idea he ever acted this way ...

Aw, you’re all wet, Abercrombie!

Can you say “ruse?” Since they joined the Pac-12, the Utes have steadily sought to assert their superiority over the Cougars — oh, did the Utes hate living in their shadow for so long! — and that significantly includes not playing them as much as possible, to perpetuate the subtle perception that the Utes are too good…

So you’re saying not everybody in the entire country is desperately trying to move to St. Louis? Sure, pal. Pull this leg and it plays “Jingle Bells.”

Oh my God, I want one so bad. Can they make it a little longer, though?

In all likelihood, the reporter had an agreement with the confidential source that she would simply use him or her to confirm the story Sly originally told, without using his or her name or even mentioning his or her existence publicly. (Yes, you’d prefer to have as many on-the-record sources as you can get, but this…

Gosh, I don’t know man. He doesn’t seem like a douche at all.

Also, in real life. Utah and its Mormons are the center of the dietary “supplement” universe — in large part because the state is home to Sen. Orrin Hatch, whose 1994 Dietary Supplement Health and Education Act basically gives the industry carte blanche to make and market fake and ineffective products with no…

“I wasn’t gonna even bother, but then I saw he had MY SHOES on — and, hey, lemme tell you ‘bout MY SHOES ...”

No, I just have something in my eye ...

Lousy activist judges!

Tannehill must have vision to match his aim. Pryor clearly pumps his fist immediately, well before it’s ever clear that Matthews is seriously hurt. In fact, he turns away from Matthews before/as he does so. Go fuck your wife, Ryan.

Me, too!