Yes, this ^^^. A million times, yes. I’ve been a Cubs fan since I was a little kid — still have the game program from my first game at Wrigley in 1977, with Ernie Banks on the cover — but I’m still about half-rooting for them to lose, just we don’t have to deal with fans reaching a Red Sox level of insufferability.

Nailed it, Sarah. You are fantastic on the topic, and I enjoy all of your posts. Well done!

Any chance his selling out will change the fact that he is an absolutely abysmal writer with a catastrophically misplaced sense of how much people care about his self-referential musings? No? Shit.

Paul Petrino might be the worst college football coach in America. Did we mention he’s 2-21, to boot? Time for a list, please ...

“Do your fucking job!”

Nick Symmonds can’t even wear his HAIR the way he wants to, now.

#BostonStrong

OMG THE MICROWAVE!!! Makes ME want to leave you!

“I’m Robbie Findley, and I approve this message.”

But it’s golf, so who gives a shit?

So, just to be clear, here at Deadspin you should tuck in your shirt. But pull up your pants? RACIST.

And they would have gotten away with it, too, if it wasn’t for those kids!

Jesus, there are TEN?! What the hell has happened to Hollywood?

Turns out, there ARE stupid questions. To the gallows!

Nah. I say eliminate offside altogether. You wanna cherry-pick? Hey, it’s your risk at the other end ...

“Hey, sit next to the owner.”

Call us when it matters.

RULES FOR LIVING (Men’s Division)

Goddammit! I thought I was the only one still with an AOL email address!

I got one o’ those. Sister-in-law, instead of making actual toast to my new wife and I at the reception, used her time with the microphone to ramble her way into asking her husband to renew their vows. It remains the single most-remembered moment of our wedding, and you will not be at all surprised to know how hard it…