Yeah I don't know what you're on about. My tits make me incapable of understanding government. 

Be careful there, you don’t want to splinter the audience.

I’d read that ... daily, if not hourly.  Totally staff it with great, insightful, and experienced journalist.  Fuck, I’d even help drive traffic to that kinda site. 

STOP IT LEAVE POLITICS OUT OF WOMEN ISSUES YOU ARE DESTROYING SPANFELLERS VISION OF PROFITABILITY AND GOOD JOURNALISM TALKING ABOUT WOMENS ISSUES WITHOUT POLTICS STOP IT HOW CAN WE ATTRACT INVESTMENT OF OTHER PRIVATE EQUITY INVESTORS WISHING TO ALSO BUY AND FLIP JEZEBEL IF YOU KEEP TALKING POLITICS.

Historic times. Hey...G/O Media...you people should totally start a politics blog that could cover all this stuff as it happens. Man, that would be great, ya know?

Drunk people love giving speeches. 

He was sober enough to give a speech at night?

“Nashville Hot” usually holds Prince’s or maybe Hattie B’s as the archetype.  KFC’s is “Nashville Hot” in the sense that the KFC chicken might have been in the same room as real Nashville Hot chicken at one point. 

Once again, it needs to be pointed out that in the real world, there is one and only one superpower: compound interest.

[whimpers in carbs]

This entirely thread is pretty much my dream meal: schnapps, fancy cheese, grappa, paprika…

I’ve never really messed with the convection oven settings on our oven. I feel like I should. I burned some stuff years ago, and never tried again. And Ursa leaves the heavy lifting cooking to me.

Staring at a wall is Jared’s favorite hobby, so this makes perfect sense. 

Hmm, can’t tell much of a difference. Better try again...

I knew this was going to tigger some people.

The demand exceeded our expectations, even though we knew the exact subscriber count and could have assumed a significant portion of those people would want to use a service they’re paying for when it became available.

“The demand for Disney+ has exceeded our highest expectations! We’re both flattered and shocked that that same number of people who purchased our product are now trying to use it.”

Yeah when I attempted to access Disney + all I got was a black screen with white text that said “Consume.  Obey.  Submit.”  Weird.

Alright everyone, back in the vault. Come on, no stragglers, everyone back in the vault. 

Overheard in a Starbucks, between a manager and a new employee: