Seniors are poised to be the fastest-growing part of the labor market through 2024, and lots are going back to work in hospitality. AARP found seniors are filling half of all new jobs. And fast food joints are especially paying attention.

“...her friends don’t expect her to move back to New York after she’s done with Washington...”

Jezebel is a blog for women, but this post is about a man. I think you guys really ought to “stick to women” here.

The last one is a big fat nope. NOPE.

I go into weddings expecting that the music may suck, the food may suck, the venue may suck, the seating may suck, and all of that’s fine, because none of that stuff matters when you’re getting together to celebrate friends or family getting married. But holy hell, if the wedding does not have an open bar, I will be…

Please do not disparage my good blog. All regular blogs are Just Look Nice; blogs in the feature format are Very Fancy.

I don’t really have anything to add - just trying to drive up visitor metrics and site interactions for these Stick to Sprotz stories.

Seeing as how the dress code for the site right now seems to be “Fuck You”, would that be “Very Fancy” or “Just Post Something That Looks Nice”?

The only real point of drama in our wedding planning was my parents’ insistence that we have an open bar. Why? “Because Grandpa expects it and he’ll be pissed otherwise.” I give them a lot of grief for the things they choose to put their foot down on, but they were absolutely right about this.

To put it another way: I was on my way to sit in a vessel that defies gravity when I noticed the store employee was sending messages to the other side of the planet at the speed of light. What a time to be alive. 

Hey, let’s talk about how G/O media are such gutless scum that they took down all of the posts across the kinjaverse about how awful the autoplaying videos are and how to contact the ownership about it.

Gabrielle Union looks THE SAME. Woman has to be a vampire.

I tend to agree but I also think this could be hotel policy. If a rich guest leaves you something, you have to keep it in the lost and found for a year and if they don’t claim it, you can have it. I mean, if the dress was stolen, you’d think Lady Gaga would have said something.

If it wasn't reported stolen until after it was announced for auction, I'm #TeamSara.

Fixed! 

The basic rules of working for a cheap boss are:
- Working harder will not get you paid any more
- If you do something once, it becomes part of your job description forever
- If you work too hard, they’ll fire someone else and give you their responsibilities too, without increasing your pay.

Making an effort is a sucker’s…

It’s like something a late-night show would come up with to mock slightly more subtly racist promotional material.

They should post another one that says: “I am a former social media account manager.”

She doesn’t care, do you?

But seriously, she doesn’t care. The congress can take him out of office, but they won’t be able to clean out his bank account. His cult will continue to keep him afloat no matter the results of the impeachment, or even the next election. He still gets that sweet POTUS salary for the rest of…

She did end up giving Mina Lioness a songwriting credit, though, which was good.