I guess there’s a difference here: were the items brought to the table as part of your meal? If they bring out 4 bottles of syrup for you, sure, those are for you. If there’s a caddy chock full of ketchup containers? Probably don’t stuff your bag with them.

This lady seems like she needs to sample some of the adult candies available in California.

A dash or two of non-alcoholic bitters can be a nice addition to seltzer.

Any job, part-time, full-time, side hustle or not, should payout to minimum wage or above.

Literally the only people who claim this is supposed to be a “side-hustle” are Uber, Lyft and their defenders because that distinction is important to them labeling their employees as independent contractors. The vast majority of drivers on these apps are absolutely working full-time.

“Why are you neglecting your children, fancy man-chef?”

So now we’re shitting on people for reaching the right conclusion but not being super aware of world events in their 20's. Just wanna be clear on this. That’s our new bar. You suck if you didn’t know about stuff in your 20's that you should have. 

Thank you to Lt. Bob Kroll of the great Minneapolis Police Department for your kind words on @foxandfriends. The Police are fighting the Radical Left Mayor, and his ridiculous Uniform Ban. Actually, I LOVE the Cops for Trump shirts. Want to bring some home. I am with you 100%!!!!

Hillary got more votes than he did which is something his ego can not take so he will be running against her for the rest of his life. 

You’re making a mistake about 45. You are assuming he can, in any way, shape, or form, identify with anything outside himself. His definition of Treason can only mean personal betrayal of himself. Literally. This is how this man thinks. He does not care or even register the legal or constitutional definitions of such…

If I were him I would just not put it on there and hope any future employer does a lazy background check.

We shouldn’t be surprised that a man who has never faced any consequences for his crimes is confused that he may actually face some consequences for his crimes.

Against his will? Since when do we ask criminals if they would like to be prosecuted?

If RBG were a nominee for the Supreme Court she most certainly should be voted down by the Senate. See the difference?

Everyone is demanding that RBG continue because of the Asshole occupying the WH. The courts are lopsided enough as is without McTurtle and tRump tilting it any more.  Voting in a sane person as President is RGB’s ticket to retirement.

Y’all do a pretty great job with the jokes:

The least believable part of this entire episode series was that a millenial couple a few years post college with a baby in their early 20s would be able to afford such a sweet mid-century home in California.

You take that back, Billy Lourd is a treasure.

Gotta question any review that gives anything less than an A to an episode that has Stevie Nicks

Myrtle’s casual slam on Michael’s ill-fitting dinner jacket was so delicious that I don’t even care.