That’s a very small piece of toilet paper for such a large piece of shit.

“I wouldn’t have had to do or say those things if you hadn’t upset me. So I guess I’m sorry you were hurt because of your own actions. It will be different from here on out (as long as you don’t upset me again).”-Every abuser, ever

“I love women because I am related to several of them” - literally every terrible man

No one does less with more in the NFL than McCarthy.

“Have you or anyone in your family played in a spread offense?”

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It’s cute that you think the owner Board of Directors is part of the solution and not the problem.

Rodgers emphatically denied any rift, but eyebrows were raised when he added, “Mike is like a member of my own family.”

Rodgers should shut up & go quietly to the team owner to solve this, not air his grievances to the public.

At least it wasn’t a dick pic

But it cut there because that was her dealer. The kid in the park playing chess. I don't *think* it was intended as comedy.

It’s hard not to come up with a he-said, she-said story when the tribunal only allows two primary witnesses and zero corroborating testimony.

Meanwhile, inside the patrol car...

Thing is, let’s say the Browns DO go for it, get stopped, and the Raiders tie it up and convert the 2-pointer. Now we’re all yelling YOU SHOULD HAVE PUNTED YOU IDIOT!!!  The real crime here is that the Browns got put in that position in the first place.

she’s revealing her experience to protect an abuser, and to put him in an even higher level of power.

Kavanaugh should not be held accountable for Kellyanne Conway having been abused by another man.

I have no more sympathy for her than I have for GOProud.

You sell your soul to an enemy who vows to destroy you and your peers for a tax break you lose any right to call for mercy from the people you’ve betrayed.

It’s insane, right? Historically, the President nominates someone for the Supreme Court with the statement, “This nominee is the best-qualified candidate in the country to sit on the Supreme Court.”

McVay’s superpower is actually a real thing a lot of people have. I remember this one 60 Minutessegment that featured people who remembered everything in their lives down to the day and time.

I referenced this today in the lunchroom at work, saying that now drinking Pepsi is the newest way to own the libs.  Everyone looked at me like I had three heads.  It was then I remembered that they spend all day working, while I surf the web reading phrases such as “own the libs.”