Bitch.... Michelle O accomplished more in her life BEFORE she became first lady than you and your whole tornado bait trailer trash family have ever even read about. Double Ivy League Graduate. Lawyer. Hospital Administrator. Mother. Go getter. Accomplisher of many things, not the least of which is to be married to a…

It’s highlighting the problem that people are in because Telltale didn’t give any advance warning. That was preventable.

I think the league is fine with losing a few defensive players if it means keeping marquee quarterbacks playing.

I blame the injury on the airbag not deploying during the Carr crash.

Someone posted a tweet “Conservative women saying that “if that’s assault, then all women have been assaulted!” are sooo close.” But I can’t find the tweet again.

People seem to be confusing “job interview” with “murder trial”.  They aren’t the same.

Jon: When I was a junior in high school I was a convenience store clerk at a truck stop. I had to clean pubes and blood off in the showers.

Hey, the league is really strict on their uniform policy.

Best part about the win?

Do the dead feel?

What a shit show 2018 is, and I know the Browns winning one game isn’t much, but I dig it, and it made me happy, and that’s what we want from sports.

Possum: [Paid PSL/“Possum Seat License”]

“Honey, please tell me you aren’t going out of the house dressed like that!”

It’s almost like his outfit perfectly explains how he’s so comfortable doing that.

Ha! Fuck ‘em.

- Andrew Jackson, 1830

Hey now, do’t sell ‘em sort, many are also super homophobic.

If they don’t know by know when it comes to customer service / relations:

Manning retires with more. But take them at their word and trade Brady for someone in that 10-15 range, like, I don’t know, Stafford or Alex Smith? They aren’t winning rings. That’s the quote of a man drunk with power.

Dammit i forgot the punchline.