Actually you captured the spirit of Belichick pretty well. He’s the most loquacious when asked about the history of the NFL, of which he has an encyclopedic knowledge. If you had waxed philosophically for 2000 words about a pair of pants Coco Chanel wore at her Paris atelier in 19 Aught Dickety, but then when asked…

Well someone doesn’t want a repeat of the Larry Nassar accusers telling their stories in court.

As of 9:30 pm on Monday, all of these inaccurate tweets by the president were still up.

Pinpoint accuracy off of one leg. 55 yards away. Come on. Watch the pass to Cobb for the score. Literally less than a quarter inch from the defender’s fingertip. He does this shit EVERY WEEK, and has done so for years. It’s insanity to me than anyone can argue his greatness. 

I mean, if you don’t think that this guy is the singular greatest talent to ever line up behind center in the NFL, what’s your argument? Seriously? Outside of the case for Brady and his rings, which is a team accolade, how can anybody say that this guy isn’t the unquestioned GOAT at QB? It’s mind boggling to even…

That time he tried to breathe out of water:

Meanwhile, if you’re interested in learning the *real* truth, let me tell you about this guy Q-Anon...

“It wasn’t her fault, that being said, I’m still going to insinuate blame." 

Don’t be That Guy.

Oh fuck that. There is no statute of limitation on when someone can start a new relationship or get engaged after ending a prior relationship.

That’s kind of a blanket statement, isn’t it?

I have reservations about starring this comment.

they can’t make the Indians give him back, that would be offensive

What has been most striking to me about this event are the teeming hordes who gleefully applaud the coaching violation as correct and are blind to the problem of selective enforcement.

Body language doesn’t lie. Those two people hate each other.

Nathan Peterman: Starting QB, despite his most recent appearance including 5 picks in a half.
Colin Kaepernick: still not even a backup QB in the NFL.

#100%

The NFL hopes to return next season with a new policy that includes a definition of kneeling.

The kneed more time to develop a rule everyone can stand behind. 

IK,R! I’m kinda surprised this wasn’t the lede. I guess these kind of Nazi-level tactics have become normalized now. I wish the press covered them more. In case anybody younger than me is wondering,