Mueller doesn’t have to ask any questions. Just get Trump in a room, turn on the tape recorder and say nothing.

Can’t obstruct justice if the justice doesn’t exist.

oh wow, so then he’s innocent

Your penis is a small, pale, withered thing. Hardly used, it sits in eternal darkness … deep, deep down within the folds of your ample gunt, crying out for oxygen as it suffocates in a mix of sweat and Crisco and rendered beef fat.

If you see A.J. on the street, you owe him a fresh donut for believing in that team before you ever did.

Hey, other person on the internet! My specs look almost EXACTLY like yours--5'5, size 16. I’d been putting off dating until I was at a more “acceptable” weight. I finally decided it was bullshit, because my personality wasn’t going to get any thinner, and honestly, it was the best decision I’ve made lately. With one…

Art fucking Modell almost single handedly destroyed sports in Cleveland. Not only did he move the Browns in the middle of the night, but during the years that his Stadium Corp. ran Municipal Stadium and before the new ballpark was built, he was charging the Indians so much money to use the stadium that he just about…

6 and a 1/2 stone is 91 pounds

Interesting not mentioning her campaign #IWeigh ...

Missing the playoffs to own the libs.

I’m just a lifelong Pats fan chillin’ in the grays. I’ve got no replies to the charges laid out here except for “yup” and “no argument from me.”

I AM FUCKING HERE FOR THE COMMENTS IN THE GRAY!

I’d put Jimmy first but I’ll grant you this: Barry’s the only other candidate. No one else is in the five and dime club (lifetime 5 ypc, 10,000 yards).

Haha, it’s funny because the president looking the other way because of a personal financial interest is the literal definition of corruption.

But does Mahmoud think Joe Flacco is elite?

What were the odds that Randy Moss was going to become one of the most thoughtful and generally beloved NFL voices post retirement. 

She wrote “she tried to contact Ali.”

Why is USA-GYMNASTICS acting like athlete leaders are this difficult to find that they’d prefer to shit in their own mouths and step into PR fuck-up after fuck-up?!? The VERY LEAST THEY CAN DO IS SOME BACKGROUND RESEARCH.

On the bright side, if he hurls that infant at a more responsible adult, there’s 65.5% chance it gets to its intended target.