Then he can be compelled to testify because he can’t plead the 5th if he can’t be prosecuted.

Frankly, I’m thoroughly surprised that a southern Christian in a political position would use an a la carte interpretation of the bible to justify a controversial or discriminatory law. Shocked and appalled, I say.

Lebron is staying in Cleveland, but the Cavs have to relocate somewhere else to make room for whatever team he decides to sign with.

Thoughts and prayers, Mikey.

Man, this mofo better start flipping like Gabby Douglas or he’ll be Orange is the New Cohen for decades.

I’m very much enjoying the ongoing “LeBron is definitely going to ______” saga playing out here on DeadSpin. Please don’t stop reporting every rumor, innuendo, or “informed tweet” as absolute fact.

I fucking love this series. It’s like if “500 Days of Kristin” were funny.

Over on TyronnWatch they’re talking about how he was in a WEST HOLLYWOOD restaurant. Lue to the Lakers? Book it.

LeBron is staying in Cleveland and Lue will never realize his dream of actually coaching an NBA team.

Nepotism for Men.

“I’ve spoken of the shining city all my political life, but I don’t know if I ever quite communicated what I saw when I said it. But in my mind it was a tall, proud city built on rocks stronger than oceans, windswept, God-blessed, and teeming with people of all kinds living in harmony and peace; a city with free…

But that’s why you unionize and negotiate. One way not paying employees more makes you less wealthy is if they decide to go on strike over pay.

She could just offer LeBron her brother’s hat that she keeps in a display case as a trophy for when she Red Wedding’ed his ass:

How bout you go fuck yourself

“The history stuff was pretty fun. It was cool to see what football was like in 1969. Ha. I said 69,” said one player who requested ‘anonymtitties’

I remember the eye-popping condemnations for its heinous crimes of procuring anti-AIDS and anti-malaria meds for children.

This is correct and why this is a really big fucking deal.

If there’s one positive with this administration, its all the accidental honesty.