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They’re good dogs, Brent.

Not only did he field the ball after the shortstop threw it away, he tagged third base as well. I think the Ori0les should sign him to a contract.

That damn dog just broke like 17 unwritten rules and I love him for it. But he’s never making it to the hall of fame.

As loathe as I am to defend Huckabee Sanders, I’m deeply uncomfortable with this line of thinking. It’s just as gross coming from a liberal under the guise of calling out their hypocrisy as it would be from a conservative. The word “careerist” is inherently sexist. It’s not a word we use against men, no matter what

If i could put an additional point on the star I’m giving you, I would.

Oh, a blog. Why did I waste all that time in law school?

Can’t lose the case if you’re constantly filing briefs identifying new defense counsel!

Wouldn’t it be fun if he represented himself ?

Criminal defenses are far more complex than anyone knew. Nobody knew how difficult these defenses could be.

You can’t do the former and still do the two latter.

HuffPost says it might be over unpaid legal bills. What a shock that would be.

Few laypeople realize that constantly changing legal teams when you’re under the threat of federal indictment is actually a good sign that you’re innocent of the charges.

Jesus guy just wait a few years and the tectonics will take care of this for you

I can’t think of anything Trump has ever tweeted about Avenatti. That is beyond alarming, because Trump attacks fucking EVERYONE on Twitter.

Michael Avenatti, who refuses to shut up ever

If Cohen accepts a pardon, he can be compelled to testify. Mueller’s investigation against Lordy Maga only gets stronger rather than hitting a dead end.

The potential plus side of a Cohen pardon:

The Onion was made obsolete by the surreal nightmare we’re living in.

CONSIDER THE BRO
And Other Essays
by Drew Magary