Against the law for TV stations to turn away political ads unless they have false information.

This strikes me as something John Oliver will comment on.

This is a good plan. Trump’s supporters can’t vote if they all die of heart attacks.

I need to see the list of complaints that resulted from this. I don’t know who’ll have em either fox or the fcc cause people who watch fox don’t know what they’re doing.

I guess I don’t know how advertising works, but I assumed Fox News wouldn’t allow this sort of thing. Obviously these viewers will be triggered by this in-your-face ad, but if they generally believe everything on that channel....

So Fox News imploded right? It’s gone forever? Please tell me it imploded.

Wow, I can’t believe Fox News just allowed thousands of their viewers to be turned gay like that.

Needs more catheter cowboy to get Trump’s attention

That’s sort of what I thought too...they look good and get the easy win. I mean, that’s honestly really no different from male-led Ocean’s movies. At least the newest ones - I haven’t seen the originals.

Isn’t them looking perfect kind of the point of this whole movie? I’m in it for the hair, the makeup, the outfits.

Why are conservatives so mad about Samantha Bee’s locker room talk? I thought they were all about it?

I just want to say, the entire west coast can suck a dick. You get to win all of the championships, and us east coast fucks still have to stay up until fucking midnight just so you all aren’t inconvenienced while you do it. Fuck you!

Many men were also offended by the word. I do not care about that.

Has anyone pointed out yet that Ariana Grande and Skinny Whatshisface look like the baby version of JLo and Marc Anthony?

Trump tweets are like those match em games where you flip one card, then you have to remember where you saw the other one.

This is the most coherent analysis of Trump I have consumed in a very long time, maybe ever. The fact that it relates directly to sports is irrelevant. It is so hard to step back and look at this man and use any kind of logic and reason because he appears to be such an illogical moron. You get to the heart of the…

Emmitt Smith: So that’s why they call it an “oldbitchuary.”

The thing the NFL owners don’t seem to get (and maybe the most clear point of Trump’s whole life) is that he views everything as a zero sum game. One person wins and one loses.
Take the USFL as an example, his end goal was to screw nearly every other owner with him taking one of the only wins in gaining an NFL team.…

If you’re talking salsa, the chip holds a medium/low amount so that I get the delicious salsa flavor, and the crunch/saltiness of the chip. If you’re talking queso dip, I dip that chip as far as I can without my fingers touching the dip (unless the dip isn’t being shared) so that the chip is fully coated, and probably…

It’s about time. Something must be done about the poor’s crippling addiction to food and living.