Ha, love it! I'm barely 5'3" but I am also not a super-skinny and I believe the angle from waaaay up there (dude is more than a foot taller than me) works to my advantage. ;)

Incredibly smart advice. I am one of those who loves a tall guy, but if it's not a "thing" for you, McRosie is dead-on about the "under-loved" dating population.

Childcare sounds like a great idea! I haven't been to a wedding with that many youngin's (when I wasn't one myself), but if you know there's going to be enough of them paying a few people to keep tabs on them sounds like a godsend to the parents.

I've always said, yeah, but some animals eat their babies. Doesn't mean you should.

That throwaway comment makes me want to purposefully get pregnant and abort it IN FRONT OF THEIR STUPID GODDAMN FACES.

The rest of the Jesuits on Earth are all, "Yeah, we're not with them."

I didn't. Didn't care. I loved my dress, and loved how I looked and felt in it without having to stress out over diets and workouts.

I am so glad you asked this, because I was thinking today that it seems as though she erupted into my awareness fully formed. Like, the first article I read about her was probably a month ago, and it has been rapidly followed by increasing numbers of articles about her, but all as though I am expected to know a ton…

Ex-stripper and soft-core model/dates rappers (Kanye and Wiz Khalifa (her ex-hubby))/trying to be the next Kardashian (is peddling a reality show around about her life to different networks).

My favorite part might be the very vocal peanut gallery

I really hate to be that guy and to stick up for coffee latte lady, but doesn't "cafe" literally translate from French to English as "coffee"? As such, isn't a "coffee latte" really exactly the same damn thing as a "cafe latte"? Suck up the fact that she's an idiot and can't comprehend it is supposed to be cafe and…

Reminds me of the time my 14lb mini-dachshund ate a full lb of butter. (ok, maybe 2/3s of a lb)

One of my exes was into medieval reenactment and at one point bought me a throwing axe, which I got to be pretty good at. When I dumped him, he went to my room and grabbed it, then fell to his knees baring his throat and offering it to me while begging me to "end it now." I laughed so hard I staggered backwards and…

My engagement ring was not terribly expensive but I would probably feel a little upset if it had been. I get it! But I'd still be super happy. Don't want to turn into my mother - she can't accept a gift without telling you how much you shouldn't have spent on her.

Based on my vast experience with being married for 10 whole days, I would agree that inexpensive, well-attended weddings, simple rings and honeymoons are, indeed, a recipe for marital happiness. I think it has to do with the relative dearth of credit card debt and the part where you go on vacation.

The issue isn't Islam, it's cultural and tribal practices that predate Islam in these regions. It's a very specific brand of Islam. The terrorist murdering and mutilating women in sub-Saharan africa are often Christians. Religion has always been used to justify behavior, not dictate.

This reference made me so happy!

So before I start, what are we working with here? Head injury? Grew up under power lines? Religious requirement to only read the fifth word of every sentence?