Fine, but you'll take my cheese from my cold, dead hands. Got it?

I'm guessing this bill failed when they realize that yoga pants aren't typically worn by black men, and therefore not something they really need to worry about.

Yassss! But only if I don't have to pay for it (the movie, not the wine)

Not to mention portraying unusual sexual proclivities as something that must originate from a damaged psyche. Christian Grey can't just enjoy S&M because he's kinky, and there's nothing wrong with kink (as long as both partners are enthusiastically willing). He enjoys it because of his own sad childhood and because…

There's nothing feminist about excusing bad writing. And 50 Shades is just terribly, terribly written. No character development, terrible tropes, just god awful drivel. And yet it's somehow readable - it's a study in contradictions.

Australian treats are the best. Ever had a Tim Tam?

I threatened to take my husband to see if it he didn't do the dishes last night. The kitchen looks amazing!

Make sure you designate a Facebook legacy manager before you go.

Wait, what are we talking about here? I was talking about a table at the bar (not a restaurant) where you have a server bringing the table drinks and appetizers. Not a restaurant where we're sitting down and eating a meal.

Oh, I pay for the drink at the bar and tip the bartender. This is usually just in super busy happy-hour type of places - I'd just order/pay for my drink at the bar rather than track down the server.

OK, I have to confess total ignorance - is it THAT big of a deal if you're at a bar table to go to the bar to get a drink? Like, I've been at work happy hours that we haven't seen a server for 20+ minutes - is it wrong of me to just go to the damned bar to get a drink?

You are completely unhinged if you think any of this is justifiable. I mean, you're obsessing over this seating issue to the extent that you're following up on Yelp and looking for stories about the incident (I doubt you've ever read Kitchenette before.) That's a truly unhealthy level of obsession. Is the poor woman…

It's also stealing a copyrighted design in many cases.

Most of these are the result of "I like this designer dress, but make it in blue and add sleeves and then add the bottom part of this other dress." Then some seamstresses in China work to make it happen. Things go wrong because some of those combinations make no sense and just won't work.

Whoa! You need to write a screenplay, now!! Starring Jennifer Aniston as Jennifer Aniston, naturally.

"He would have been the one" - a statement full of regret and longing. If you can't understand how that makes it sound like she's trying to get sympathy, I can't help you.

But she's saying that this guy in his afterlife must have sent her Justin Theroux. Come on - that's about as narcissistic as it comes.

How does she sound like a psycho? I'd be annoyed if a celebrity was using my late husband's name to garner sympathy. It's a private family issue - not something for Aniston to discuss publicly.

Thank you - that's a helpful clarification. I don't necessarily agree with the decision - unfortunately plenty of people have a shoddy understanding of science (see: anti vacination folks) but legally she's a minor and it sounds like her mom might be exerting excessive influence on her decisionmaking. I think an…

I'm no expert on parenting, but correct the child's behavior, for fuck's sake. Don't take pictures and reward the behavior. Christ. That kid is too big to be stepping on a dog.