Make sure you designate a Facebook legacy manager before you go.

Wait, what are we talking about here? I was talking about a table at the bar (not a restaurant) where you have a server bringing the table drinks and appetizers. Not a restaurant where we're sitting down and eating a meal.

Oh, I pay for the drink at the bar and tip the bartender. This is usually just in super busy happy-hour type of places - I'd just order/pay for my drink at the bar rather than track down the server.

OK, I have to confess total ignorance - is it THAT big of a deal if you're at a bar table to go to the bar to get a drink? Like, I've been at work happy hours that we haven't seen a server for 20+ minutes - is it wrong of me to just go to the damned bar to get a drink?

You are completely unhinged if you think any of this is justifiable. I mean, you're obsessing over this seating issue to the extent that you're following up on Yelp and looking for stories about the incident (I doubt you've ever read Kitchenette before.) That's a truly unhealthy level of obsession. Is the poor woman…

It's also stealing a copyrighted design in many cases.

Most of these are the result of "I like this designer dress, but make it in blue and add sleeves and then add the bottom part of this other dress." Then some seamstresses in China work to make it happen. Things go wrong because some of those combinations make no sense and just won't work.

Whoa! You need to write a screenplay, now!! Starring Jennifer Aniston as Jennifer Aniston, naturally.

"He would have been the one" - a statement full of regret and longing. If you can't understand how that makes it sound like she's trying to get sympathy, I can't help you.

But she's saying that this guy in his afterlife must have sent her Justin Theroux. Come on - that's about as narcissistic as it comes.

How does she sound like a psycho? I'd be annoyed if a celebrity was using my late husband's name to garner sympathy. It's a private family issue - not something for Aniston to discuss publicly.

Thank you - that's a helpful clarification. I don't necessarily agree with the decision - unfortunately plenty of people have a shoddy understanding of science (see: anti vacination folks) but legally she's a minor and it sounds like her mom might be exerting excessive influence on her decisionmaking. I think an…

I'm no expert on parenting, but correct the child's behavior, for fuck's sake. Don't take pictures and reward the behavior. Christ. That kid is too big to be stepping on a dog.

I hate that commercial because she has a great butt and a nice body. Why use skinny, healthy looking people to sell a weight-loss program?

exactly. I'd gnaw off my own arm before going to a meeting or weighing in publicly, but I like the online program. It's just too damned expensive.

They changed the points system too many damned times. It had worked well for me and then it got weird with new points and free fruits and veggies - I can't have free fruits - I have hypothyroidism and a slow metabolism and every calorie counts.

And you know she'd do it again if given the opportunity.

Something similar happened to my dog a few weeks ago. She'd eaten way too much of a marrow bone, and was having trouble pooping. She kept squatting and nothing came out. I walked her a good long time - poor thing kept squatting and wiping her butt on grass, thinking something was stuck. I was getting panicky when she…

New Years Day for me is a day to get my house (literally) in order - clean, tidy, organize, etc. I enjoy it. I don't enjoy being tired or hungover. But yeah I can make it to midnight, given the right SVU marathon.

A friend of mine actually met him that day on the golf course - he was incredibly gracious and warm and friendly.