I'll bet it would blow this guy's tiny, pea-sized excuse for a brain that I go to the gym every day and am still fat. I can also probably kick his butt at many athletic events. Also still fat.

Fun fact: hippos sound exactly like the pigs in Angry Birds.

WTF. I would have been tempted to pour my drink on his head.

Gross. I'd gladly shell out the money to avoid having to be judged on my appearance by this skeezdoodle.

I don't mind dry weddings if they're for religious or whatever reasons. But for god's sake don't let them last too long :)

OK, that I'll get on board with (bottles of wine for the table). My family was always just beer, and shitty beer at that, but we're a big Irish Catholic family and that's what's done. That seems like a reasonable compromise, or the wine/beer for a few hours.

Again, I would never openly complain about any aspect of the…

Ok, you're right - that was overstated. But I REALLY think you should try to figure out a way to buy a round or two without shifting the cost to your guests, or rethink the size of your celebration. Classist, fine. But you shouldn't be making guests pay.

I would have it in Istanbul! Best city in the world!

I try, I REALLY do, to be open-minded about it but it really goes against every fiber of my understanding of etiquette. I would never complain about it, but it just feels (to me) that you don't shift financial burdens of the event to your guests. You either have a smaller wedding, just wine/beer (totally fine) or…

Oh no, it really can. I'm having a VERY inexpensive wedding by East Coast standards for 80 people and between venue rental, food, and alcohol that's more than $8k already.

Oooh I'm glad not in mine, because I registered for the most gorgeous set of knives and have been getting them bit by bit. By far my favorite gifts so far - I'd been using the same crappy Target set for 14 years.

Ugh. If you can't afford to properly host your friends/family, don't have a wedding. This goes for cash bars too (although I know there's some regional variation there). Host properly or elope.

I'm 34. Our friends are over being in weddings. We're just having one attendant each.

One of my friends had one of these. We were both 22, recent college grads. Mommy and Daddy threw her the most ridiculous wedding I've ever seen outside the Godfather. There was a full live band AND a string quartet, for chrissakes.

Fiance wouldn't go for the courthouse elopement, but we're somewhere between the basic wedding and the budget wedding. I'll allow it. :)

All mason jars are banned from my wedding, and I've made it a point to stay away from Pinterest. Hopefully this helps me avoid too many twee pitfalls.

Thank you for saying this. This woman is clearly mentally ill and needs some serious help, not to be paraded around and laughed at more. Just because her mental illness manifests itself in such a shocking visual way doesn't make it any less real.

I can't shake the feeling this is all part of her publicity efforts. She's already planning to write a book. And as for the assault - I've looked at all the available video and there's no video that I can find that shows her being groped. In fact the one that I've seen shows her pretty clearly crouching down and…

Pretty much. And, with professors getting the adjunct treatment everywhere, in some cases you can get the EXACT SAME professor and course at a less prestigious school, or community college. Knock out those core requirements, save some cash, then transfer. Or, you know, get a perfectly good degree from a perfectly…

STATE SCHOOL?