Champagne tastes on a beer budget.

But she didn't want to deign to go to a less prestigious school, the poor dear.

"Faced with either a degree from a less prestigious school or decades of crushing debt, a few hours of work on a porn set revealed itself to be the best way to avoid getting screwed"

So where is the profit going, then? They have dirt-cheap labor costs but sell these products at exorbitant prices to well-heeled consumers. Who is getting the difference? Probably not the prison, I guess?

Go dangle your bait somewhere else.

Yep. Just plant your butt down unless there's something visibly present on the seat. Now, in southeast asia or something, hover like your life depends on it (which you probably have to since they're squatty potties) but generally in 'Murica, you're find to touch your delicate tooshie to the seat.

Even when you leave a VM, you get a text saying "saw you called - what's up"

It was very traumatizing for the people of Libya, many of whom (especially in the cities) are middle class, moderate and secular. The area in the east has had weird little pockets of extremism for a long time - actually a bunch of suicide bombers in Iraq came from one little backwater town called Darnah - but that's…

Since Benghazi was the subject of the discussion, I present you with images of Libyan protestors after the attack in Benghazi.

Florida 7.

WTF is this dress? It's like a cat shredded a tablecloth.

Thank you! I'm getting vases at Goodwill for my centerpieces. Cheaper than mason jars and way less obnoxious :)

OOoooh I love that! thank you! Any recommendations on where to get cute pie/pastry stands? I don't want to break the bank :/

In my house, the clean laundry cake must be garnished with at least one cat.

almost as good as Rachael Ray's late night bacon recipe, involving...microwaving bacon.

Somehow seeing it just makes it that much sadder. I was hoping when I read this that it would be about the Krispy Kreme bread pudding I had at a restaurant in Norfolk, VA. That stuff is gooooood.

Does anyone have any good ideas for pie displays at a wedding? We're having a pie bar, not a cake, because pie > cake. I'm unwilling to ask Pinterest for wedding ideas because it scares me.

That doesn't mean they were bred for it. They have been used for many things, but that's not what they were bred for, and your family history doesn't change that fact.

My current dog is the first dog I ever had. When I met her, the rescue asked me to give her a chance. I took one look and thought "nope, no way - that's part pit, it'll kill me." But damn if she wasn't sweet, so I agreed to foster her...and then I coudn't let her go. Aside from slight reactiveness to other dogs, she…

My snugglebutt pit mix had very high odds of not making it out of her shelter alive. I remind her of that when she steals the blankets at night - doesn't make a difference.