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I ate Ethiopian last night and the pee smells like nothing I’ve ever peed before.

5. Sadness

I’ll never understand the assholes who don’t enjoy this series. I love the Saints, and I love this post.

Wow, quick start to the butthurt today.

The last time I can remember when black people were recruited en masse for new job opportunities, it didn’t go so well.

How does someone name their child Reality Winner?

The only Trump to feel any sympathy toward is Barron. He needs to be raised as far away from his father and siblings as humanly possible.

I used to get a call at 10:30 am every Sunday from a little old lady who wanted to know if her fried Rose wanted to get lunch.
-Every weekend she would wake me up (I was always up late Saturday, I was in my 20s)
-Every weekend I would tell her she had the wrong number
-Every weekend she would be really embarassed &

The weirdest one I got wasn’t even a wrong number....

The police waste all their time on things like this, meanwhile the Tunnel Snakes are still running wild, terrorizing the public with their aggressive and provocative dance moves.

sober policy knower Paul Ryan

If it be my legacy, I accept.

D.B. Pooper

Either way I’m sure there will be a giant dildo there...

Conversation With Sammy Hagar or Build-A-Vibrator Workshop? I’d be paralyzed with indecision. Can’t these two panels be combined?

If you have Breitbart in your browser history, you should be listed on the Southern Poverty Law Center.

Oh I threw the “BBQ sides” conversation out the window. I just take offense to shitting on pickles in general. I totally agree that pickles shouldn’t be considered a side. They’re a condiment, but a vital condiment!!

What kind of gott dang far-north nonsense is this? Just because you’re eating outside doesn’t make it a barbecue. Hush puppies? HUSH PUPPIES?! Those are delicious, but save them for a fish fry where they belong. A fish fry is not a barbecue.