Do Not Masturbate While Seated

69 counts of indecent exposure? Nice.

Becky is the one in purple.

Part of me imagines Keith Richards getting into situations that look like he’s about to kick the bucket, getting Bowie and the rest excited, only for him to avoid the mortal blow at the last second. Like musical Mr. Magoo.

Lou Reed: Here you go, got your order from the bar. Whoa, Prince?

David Bowie: Prince? What are you doing here?

Allow me:

I want all of you off of my lawn right now.

Jimmy’s so busy that he didn’t have time to remove the plastic tag from his stupid fucking tie? Did he talk about how much he liked the first Whitney Houston and Phil Collins records? Sounds like a keeper.

I used whiskey when I accidently got a big stain on my wifes’ favorite very expensive blouse.........I heard about this on the internet.

I laugh every time it loops. I have to scroll away or close the tab because I can’t stop laughing. I’ve known this gif for about four years now and it never stops being funny. Or disgusting. But mostly funny. Especially if your brain puts a noise to it. Like “bluh-luh-luh-om-nom-nom”

I watched the entire video, Soup to Nuts.

Rousey went on to say that she wants her next fight to be a rematch with Holm.

start by cooking your pasta in milk.

Heres a link to the wiki page but the above video and excerpts from it pretty much explain it just as well. Its kind of a subculture that rose from the internet that includes those who feel that they have been born as the wrong species entirely, this includes not only animals but mythical beings as well. There is art,…

Roasting is magical for all vegetables. I like roasted cauliflower so so so much more than boiled. Even if I’m going to make a mash, I’ll roast it before mashing to bring out all those great, browning reaction flavors. I would just treat ‘em like you treat your sprouts.

WHITE PEOPLE PLEASE COME GATHER THESE LADIES.