I was tempted to make the same comment, although they did establish that Buddy Rich could outlast Animal:

I think the answer is either “Buddy Rich” or “Animal from The Muppets.”

It’s like she’s waiting for that moment to jump out with the gun. Both parties could have walked (or driven)away at any time.

Hot take:

watch a lot of kids pee, do ya?

My wife bought me 12 new pairs of boxers for my birthday, which I was legitimately excited about; as the old pairs had been through a lot, but my excitement was quickly turned to disappointment as I saw they were button fly boxers...  Had to explain to her why this was a bad present now and that no, it’s not the same…

The best and easiest way to eat salad (leaf and crouton) is to pick up a fistful and put it in your mouth. If you’re into dressing (I am), before you chew you then squirt the dressing in your mouth. Repeat until satisfied.

Coincidentally, the phrase “he felt it move when he tugged” is found in over 90% of Cap Thor slashfic. At the risk of ruining the innuendo with a relevant Joss Whedon reference, the hammer is his penis.

Fun fact: Toto was also, more often than not, Michael Jackson's studio band. They did literally ALL of Thriller. 

With all those people you’d think at least one of them would be on time.

I’d imagine it’s easier to Hold the Line that way.

I can’t believe I forgot how great that game was. Yes, the intro. But the gameplay for me was just fantastic. Switching back and forth between the two planes... defeating bosses and absorbing their powers... learning new skills... just so much fun.

Everything we ate was reportedly eaten by grandpas first, except for the blood sausage, which was a substitute for the blood fried nuggets, and made me throw up for some reason.

Archer: “You Killed a Hooker”

No, Cyril! When they’re dead, they’re just HOOKERS!!!

Open it and find out.

Great idea! Somebody should kneel on his nuts.

Can we please retire “All Along the Watchtower” from all trailers, movies, and TV shows? There are so, so many songs available, folks. Go find a new one. You’re also forbidden from using “Hallelujah,” “For What It’s Worth,” “Gimme Shelter,” literally anything by CCR, and any Motown song in any movie about group…

The play known as “the Meacharound.”

I would estimate conservatively that 25% of my usable kitchen cabinet space is occupied by kids’ water bottles. Of those water bottles, maybe 15 - 20% are actively being used. It makes me bonkers. The other day, I pulled out a sliding shelf to get at some tupperware and about 8 water bottles fell back behind the…