Here is my (probably cockamamie) theory:

A cab driver almost hit me on my bike two years ago when I had to swerve to avoid a pedestrian who stepped into the bike lane on Bleecker. He also honked his horn. The press never reported anything about it.

ESPN basketball commentators were wondering why Melissa Mcarthy was on the court in a Kings uniform. She did put up 25-10-5 but it was against the Knicks so that was less surprising.

I would star your comment, but I also live in WI and this makes me sad.

I’m sure the kid has already experienced a lot of misery from living most of his life in a state governed by Scott Walker.

“Look at Larry Nance” has been the safety word for dozens of Cleveland husbands for a quarter-century.

(Radio guy hates John Wall because his father was absent.)

When I was ten or eleven my dad (a Packers fan) took me (a Bears fan) to my first ever game, a Bears/Packers game at Lambeau. This was early Favre era, the Pack were good, the Bears were terrible. Late in the game with the Packers up by more than three touchdowns the Bears scored a meaningless TD (their first of the…

...men in Ndamukong Suh jerseys being rude...

I’m not much for buzzwords. I just think it’s good when people can see from others’ perspectives and recognize that not everybody enjoys the same position in life.

Shit, my last job we got raided by the FTC my first week. I got a fucking taser gun pointed at me because I was sending faxes to clients. “step away from the fax machine sir”

“You know I’m the new O.J.”

I fucked up. As a Cleveland fan I’ve stewed for almost a year now in the bullshit that was last years finals. Best believe I took every chance I could to trash the Warriors when they went down 3-1 to OKC. I fucked up and now the Warriors are coming to the Finals to shit inside my heart again. I fucking hate the…

This is exactly how the only (serious) accident I’ve ever been in happened.

Ladies and gentlemen, here is “That guy.”

I don’t blame the victim for retaining legal counsel. Knowing what I know of police, I wouldn’t be surprised if the cops try to pin this on her somehow.

Or, as a parent, you teach your children that you look both ways when you are the first car at a red light and it turns green. That was one of the first things I learned from my dad when he was teaching me how to drive. You never know when some chucklehead is going to blow a red light (either intentionally or pushing…

Pushing 90 mph?? WTF was that cop thinki-