What’s the most 80's way to kill a sitcom dad? I think you go Punky Brewster and have him suffocate to death in an abandoned fridge. 

Someone get Ted McGinley on the phone!

Unless they can reincarnate George Segal, I don’t see it getting any better.

Why don't they just cancel the damn thing?

They are now a Cousin Oliver and shaggy dog from completing Sitcom Death Spiral Bingo.

Murray died on the way back to his home planet. 

Bring back NFl Blitz.

They said in the live stream that they’re not vaulting expansions ever again.

They just announced today that there will be no more sunsetting/vaulting. The content that is around today will be around until the end of the Light/Dark saga.

Activision really needs to reexamine where they contract the artwork and concepts for their skins.

“Guys, that’s $20 for crudités, and this doesn’t include the tequila,”

Oh good. Maybe once we officially reach the point where:

adding a Minecraft character, and having it be top dog in tournaments is the funniest shit to ever happen in Smash Bros. Why get so mad? Those players should just, dunno, get better against it?

First of all, if you’re going to do this, do it on the app and then just pull to the drive thru and give your name. That way you can put some thought into your order and not confuse the employee with your customizations.

The responses here are fucking gross. Excusing domestic violence is never ever OK.

From Jason Schreier and Cecilia D’Anastasio’s excellent investigative reporting to this low-effort pablum.

“Butt Rock”

real weird not saying the library is the worst part of halo 1

(also fuck slideshows)

Abuse is okay as long as it’s a woman doing it.  I bet that dude just killed by his Onlyfans girlfriend had it coming too, eh?  You’re a fucking dirtbag.

There’s hundreds of millions of eyes on the internet every single day. Who the hell still thinks they’re going to get away with plagiarism in a creative medium under those circumstances?