Fun to drive. Carries way more than you would think. Reliable. Inexpensive to buy and run. Ridiculously easy to park anywhere. Light, tossable, wheeee!

I fit two single beds and a side table from Ikea in mine with the hatch closed.

Is there only a single seat in the Fit? 

You've clearly never driven a Fit.

I had an ‘09 Fit, and you would be amazed at how much crap you can stuff in that car. It’s like a friggin void. Also was more fun to drive than my previous Civic (‘05 EX SE manual). I definitely have a soft spot for the Fit. 

sounds like you don’t know wtf you’re talking about.  So please.... keep going!  I’m hanging on every word.

Classic non-apology, placing the blame on the offended not the offender.

We do

There was a beautiful 30ish blonde woman in my neighborhood. She drove a Jag E-type convertible, light metallic blue with tan top. As a teenager, well, you can imagine the things I imagined.

David,

I already own 10 cars, but what’s another two? Should be fine, right?

Fixed for accuracy. 

They’re free and they run. Why are you even asking?

Easier said than done in Florida. Almost everything is HOA controlled there, according to my friend in Tampa. It’s nearly impossible to find a house that isn’t part of a HOA unless you live out in the boonies, and they all have essentially the same set of basic rules.

More likely scenario: too little too expensive.

Valid but stigma.

Enthusiasts: Harley needs to change its image, it’s a dead brand.

Harley: Hey, here are some cool new designs we’re working on that are unlike anything we’ve ever built!

Enthusiasts: TOO LITTLE, TOO LATE! 

The big question on everyone’s mind is “Can Harley really survive when every doctor on earth is so busy right now?”

Odds are strong that the dealers will drive off anybody that wants this style of bike.

The classic is an old coffee can. Or a mason jar.