lucky for her, it’s all downhill from here.

If you enlarge the picture, you can just barely see the bottom seam of a pair of boxer shorts.

All-American. Lawyer who grew up in the back country. Needs to somehow project both dignity and that man-of-the people vibe. Extra headroom appreciated.

How many headshots do I need to unlock the blue camo?

Maybe it’s time to simply accept that a breast is a breast and stop making a big deal out of it.

Televise the draft too. I know no one wants to be picked last but here is what you do to avoid that. When the draft is down to the final four undrafted players, take the two captains aside and do the last 2 picks in private then announce which two players are going to go to either team. They could do that, or just…

Are we really going to start getting in her ass NOW about her fucking atrocious “singing”?

+1 good guy with a gun.

Yeah, you’re gonna need sources for those claims, buddy.

Beautifully executed nipple Salchow.

She stated that she started to feel the costume falling apart, and “I prayed.”

I’m not usually the conspiracy theory type, but all I’m saying is Timberlake just released a poorly received album and performed at the Super Bowl halftime show. His involvement can’t be ruled out.

2nd Gear: Who Will Succeed Sergio?

The ice must have been cold.

Laura Ingraham’s going to be so fucking conflicted tomorrow.

I liked Deadspin Up All Night a lot more when it wasn’t a literal attempt to seed my nightmares.

That was Holiday Inn drunk lounge singer bad.

One (1) driver + two (2) front seat passengers + three (3) rear seat passengers + one (1) dead hooker in the trunk.