I just looked at this Andy Putzer’s twitter and now I have cancer. Thanks a lot!

Damn, Tapper’s taking no prisoners. Good stuff.

It’s all about the Me Too movement this year and Pudzer was accused of abusing his wife.

trumps going to disown Eric, adopt Stephen, marry Ivanka, kill Jared and fuck Bannon.

Yall know rechargable AA and AAA batteries have existed since at least the 90s, right? I’ll never understand people who waste hundreds on disposable batteries.

Heard that some people are saying Trump is going to disown Eric and adopt Stephen Miller. I mean, I dunno. Sounds crazy. But some very good people are apparently saying it. The best people.

Alright, easy there edgelord.

I’d be angry too if I was selling my entire family

HOW DID YOU MISS THIS CUTLASS WITH A MURAL OF THE OWNER’S FAMILY ON IT?!?!

Chiefs fan here: that incompetent fuck called forward progress after Mariota got sacked behind the line of scrimmage and fumbled the ball. They got a free FG out of it that ended up winning them the game. My team are officially the Browns of the playoffs. Fuck you, Triplette. Fuck you straight to hell.

Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.

I’m bummed. I thought this story was going to say F1 will finally be streaming online. I was ready to call up my TV provider and tell them to suck it. But nope. I’ll pay again for another year so I can watch F1 and football.

A great example of how the uber rich have all the power and can basically ruin the lives of everyone else and not even feel the monetary loss of such an action.

I live in Union, MI and I’m a lazy pizza lover so this was the ultimate tease for me. Maybe I should forward this article to the place down the road.

nothing more expensive than cheap German muscle.

Aaaaaand I would still buy it with the stick. If I am going to go careening in a group of people at cars and coffee, I want to be fully engaged.

Matt Stafford is still under 30? Jesus.

secondary function for Coup as family game, parents can find out how good their kids are at lying and plan accordingly for future.

EVERYONE has a version of this. "Milk tea is uniquely Hong Kong" is like saying "sausage is uniquely American."