I’m glad to see this being covered here. Thanks! P.S. Eddie Jones is a little bitch. His reaction is approximately as bad as when Nick Saban tried to kill the hurry-up offense due to “safety” concerns.

That’s got to be the most nerdy punchline known to the general public.

Wait. How are we supposed to look at phones?

Read as “She looks like she is about to shoot a piano” & was confused for a second. 

What a trashy bitch. Show some respect. You’re in the oval office, you’re wearing a dress, people are visiting.

Burned? Gotta dump that in that E.T. Atari pit.

She looks like she is about to shoot a porno

Meh, those sofas are all going to have to be burned out back when the next president moves in anyhow, too many stains from spray tanner and fast good already anyhow.

We’ve said it before around these parts, and it will be repeated again.

Besides my tailgate handle bezels falling off my 3 GMT-800 trucks have fared very well. What were their issues?  

“...I managed to get past this guy after a few miles and them proceeded to match speeds with a semi so the guy was pinned on all sides. He started flashing his high beams so I sped up and gunned it so he couldn’t pass me on the right. I then pulled up just beyond another semi and blocked him in again. The high beams…

My karma boner is tingling.

“Scientific literature is cited to substantiate likely outcomes as a probabilistic function of the two species’ attributes within the battle environment. Attributes considered in calculating battle outcome include temperament, weaponry, armor, body mass, running speed, fight style, physiology, and motivation.”

My best revenge is probably one of the simplest ones that happened probably around 10 years ago now. I was in my 1998 Subaru Outback, driving 450 miles home from college. There was a guy in a brand new, beautiful, black 911 Turbo, who I could see weaving around cars behind me cutting through traffic (two-lane highway…

F1's never cared about working stiffs.

there was an out-of-court settlement with both accusers, so the charges were dismissed. I’d assume that both women signed non-disclosure agreements in exchange for a hefty financial settlement, which doesn’t mean Affleck is innocent.

He settled out of court. With two different victims. 🤔

moonlight won best picture. warren beatty screwed up reading the card.

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