I think his cell phone was either broken or lost some time ago

Given his love of Hochuli, I can’t see Kavanaugh closing the gun show loophole anytime soon.

Of course she’s a thing. Did you mistake her for being human?

Are we sure clouds are good???

“Which cloud won the sky?”

Eh, more likely he would write a 5,000-word column (or these days, record a 5-hour podcast) called “Clouds: Overrated, Underrated, or Properly Rated?” and it will be organized by Rounders quotes.

He wouldn't yell at the cloud, he'd just lecture it as to why the movie "Teen Wolf" is, from a strictly technical standpoint, the best film of all time.

I couldn’t even be mad. I was mad, of course,

indeed! My desert-island pasta is bucatini alla amatriciana, which took a lot of trial and error—more for the consistency of the pasta itself than the sauce. 

But hold on... if you watch the replay slowly, and focus on the legs, you can see... riiiiight there.

The mantis is clearly kneeling. During the anthem.

BOOM.

#BlackLivesMantis

Way to bury the lede, Lauren. The mantis was fucking praying during the national anthem. That is the most patriotic, God-loving American shit I have ever heard. What a hero. 

McMurphy leaves out one diabolical angle to what ESPN did. Its not just that they figured the McMurphys of the world would be too driven to sit on the shelf. ESPN thought that paying out the contract would cripple him as a potential competitor. Let his contacts and influence go stale while people forget about him and…

Aw, You Guys, The Pirates Are Actually Trying To Get Better

That is a good and great baseball man right there. 

No ‘kid’ should ever be using their real name as a social name on anything.  You use some stupid name, that looks cool, but in 4 years you look back at it and think “OMG why did I use XxxCringe-LordxxX as my user name”, and you just naturally nuke the account, and start new, with your real name, once you are mature…

Counterpoint: the comments section of any article where people working at McDonald’s are protesting and fighting for $15 an hour.

That’s a fair point. On the other hand, I heard of a taxi driver in NYC who shot up a bordello to rescue a teenage Jodie Foster. 

God, one Wizards team is too many as it is.

+911

Got a scouting report on either of these two players?