+1 cup of garlic sauce

Loose-loose is how I would describe bowl movements created from Papa John’s pizza.

So Papa John lost his PR firm, and the PR firm had to lay off staff. So pretty much a lose-lose, which is also how I would describe paying for Papa John’s shitty pizza.

The only thing more England than being England immediately is tricking people into thinking you might not be England and then being England

Who needs a clubhouse cancer at center like Howard when you have a clubhouse cancer at center like Hassan Whiteside?

I salute you, Rand Paul’s Neighbor

Man, we talking about orientation. 

Wherever the wind horst blows

THEY CALL THAT THE PLAXICO BURRESS DAMN TOPICAL STILL GOT IT AAAAND PUBLISH

they need to hide some Germans on their team

Ahhh ok, i get it: Barry was incapable of jinxing the Capitals this year despite several tries, so he goes for the Nationals. What do you have against DC, Barry? And that last name, Petchesky? Sounds Russian to me....time for some game theory (1/569)

Ronaldo is Kobe, Messi is LeBron. Meet me in Temecula.

you’re lucky we didn’t include your the caller’s phone number in the post

He’s going to take me through my uncles facebook page?

Can I just point out that the Warriors are 3-1 in the last four trips to the Finals? I think LeBron needs to stay in Cleveland because it seems like history shows that the Cavs are about to win three in a row now.

Yeah, what I didn’t say but feel very deeply is that he would have done so many more good things for #MeToo, and that he won’t have the chance feels so terrible.

I appreciated how Bourdain evolved from the cheeky American asshole in Cook’s Tour to the more respectful “I want to be everyone’s friend” in No Reservations to the “food is just how I talk about the bigger stuff” guy in Parts Unknown. He cut down on the wisecracking (somewhat) and turned into someone who was…

“Can Boston somehow also lose?” - Everyone else