I dare you to get down on a knee and say that in his face.

My proposed kickoff changes:

Yes, exactly. It’s an extremely outdated concept from the early internet, and it assumes that we are incapable of making moral judgments about an amoral action given the context.

I am so glad you exist.

This is how I feel whenever I see an adult wearing a “Keep Calm and Chive On” shirt

Imagine being older than 15 and describing yourself as a “stoolie” unironically. It’s breathtaking.

I am perpetually perplexed at the way people use “doxxing” and “outing” in a way that suggests revealing information about a person is equally bad in any context.

I love that Stoolies are treating publishing PFTCommenter’s real name like she just unveiled that Batman is Bruce Wayne.

1. Publishing a celebrity’s name is not doxxing

Leftover lentil sloppy joes

Very well then, let the jail abuse continue

You have dope kids.

To Barry’s credit, this is by far the worst season in the history of the franchise, so he was at least right about that.

“...proudly wore the damn thing while scanning every single person within range to not only make sure everyone saw their hat but also ensure that people knew it was on purpose.”

Counterpoint: Public shaming may be the tool most appropriate to change not only his behavior, but that of the next racist.

If the NY Post is giving you a hard time about racially insensitive remarks then you truly are the bottom of the barrel.

Another rule: all teams that play in the Badlands are called the Browns. Hockey, base ball, whatever. They are the Browns. Browns vs. Browns. Fans are forced to wear brown at the stadium.

Tell me more about the “first page” of Deadspin and how you think blogs work

god you suck

This is good Kinja.