It’s plain to see that Hood is sensitive. And beneath his exterior, I bet the sensitivity is so high that’s sometimes he can’t even think straight. As to what’s eating him? Don’t know for sure, but certainly not DJ Khaled.

Counterpoint: Don’t fuck someone like that.

Fuck anyone who won’t go down on their partner but expects their partner to go down on them.

Yeah it’s a bad take but to be fair it’s an easy, common bad take to have because for as great as Horford is in what he does, he is boring and super forgettable. As a Hawks fan Horford was my favorite player for his whole run there but while he was always the best or second best player on those Hawks teams, he was…

This is especially embarrassing for Drake if you consider the fact that he doesn’t even write his own cusses.

booooooooooo.

Wegmans. It is heaven.

do you see him answering questions here right now

It’s cool. You’ll be eating Bud’s Broiler when the series goes back to NOLA.

Well, the Twins are the team that got all weepy when someone bunted away from their shift. So who knows.

This is true. But how much faith in baseballs unwritten rules and the clods that adhere to them do you have?

the retirement of offensive lineman Richie Incognito

-1 Gathering (fan base)

Magic: The Squandering

The worst part, for someone with a rooting interest, is not that they lost, but that I get to hear this every year for the rest of my life when a 1 seed plays a 16 seed or every time UVA plays in the tournament. “WELL, WE ALL REMEMBER THE DEBACLE FROM 2018 JEEM.”

12th man hates 13th amendment.

Or get him some teammates who matter!

I like to think about the split-second confidence it takes to let a big, fast professional basketball player get a head of steam going toward the rim, believing you can recover in time to prevent yourself from getting put in his career highlight reel. I don’t have that much confidence doing anything. I don’t have that…

A big shout-out to Joel Meyers, the Pelicans’ play-by-play guy. On a nightly basis he is one of the very most enjoyable play-by-play guys working in the NBA, and his gradually crescendoing reactions to Davis’s blocks were one of the most fun things about yesterday’s action.

Yeah, I’m really depressed about Boogie.