I checked all the porn this weekend, did not see him.

the theory’s basic premise is that human beings generally operate under the assumption that the people we are interacting with are being honest.

Wouldn’t have been the first time I’ve had a night ruined by a 15-second boner.

How long before some hipster craft brewery makes a limited edition IPA called “Julius Randle with Hops”?

I don’t care what he does to that salad, Andy’s more of a wings guy.

let me assure you, this guy will never understand why anyone would question his take in the first place. 

It very much was not

Hey, the Pacers are cool! Victor Oladipo rules, Myles Turner is good to watch, and Domantas Sabonis is slick as hell. You should root for the Pacers.

De’Andre Hunter, who rules.

Not drunk but drugged...

Not drunk but drugged...

It’s good he is taking the heat and accepting it, but he was extremely brutal in his takedown:

See here’s the problem with the last meal scenario.

Monday Update: Old Man Literally Yells At Cloud

Yeah, I come to deadspin for its understated articles written elegantly in an F. Scott Fitzgerald-esque prose as well and am continually disappointed when this website misses its mark. 

Chris, you elitist East Coast media fuckboy.

Thank you! Finally someone speaking sense!

Perfect.

Well, fuh stahtiz, Pawtlind has Lillid, and da Kid from Lehigh. Denvuh has da European kid one a da Plumlees.

Using the standard order of operations of PEMDAS you get... “The Warriors blew a 3-1 lead.”

Anyone wanna know all that I know about Tommy Boy?