Stop stealing my yearbook quote!

I second this. Also, as a woman with “a butt of a fuller variety”, I still assume that a man can see my butthole during doggystyle. Do I care? No. Does he care? I don’t care if he does. I’ve never had complaints either way.

It is easier to buy a gun and shoot it that, let’s say throwing 200 knives for 10 minutes, train ants to kill, develop a new virus in your own bedroom, built a tank with soda cans, buy a magical sword, become invisible, gather an army of grandmas, and I could keep going but I am lazy.

This is terrible.

Two best teams showing amazing athletic talent on both sides of the ball = saddest thing you’ve seen all season?

Same as Game One. I think we all expected the Cavs to be exposed by their defense, but what’s happened appears to just be that a good team just doesn’t have the gas to compete with a historically great team for a full 48 minutes. You can go balls-out for a half and stay with the Warriors, but they still have energy…

And even though he is a wee-little man, Bloomie’s  got the bigger shlong.

As a Giants fan (one who just got to watch this glorious shitshow on live tv), I am Officially Team Strickland, but unofficially, he’s far from my favorite player. He seems like a hothead and an asshole; dude, don’t try to hit Hunter Pence (HUNTER PENCE!) when he’s trying to help you. Also, he grabbed Dave Righetti’s…

yeah I know people don’t want to admit it right now but Lebron is the 2nd or 3rd best. Jordan is still #1 obviously. People weren’t calling Jordan the GOAT in the 90s either and saw him as a guy who only accumulated stats because he took so many shots.

LOL embarrassed when the finals will probably have the highest rated game 1 since 98? Everyone says they hate when “the same teams always win” and “the playoffs are boring” but people only watch when the biggest stars are in the finals. Just enjoy the Warriors for being an all time great super team and the 2nd or 3rd…

The bears wouldn’t be good even if this guy came out swinging and was an immediate star. I don’t understand why you wouldn’t try to shore up your team with good players at other positions and wait for a better quarterback draft class. Do the bears really think they won’t get another high draft pick like this in the…

Umm, he’s on the road in Oregon. It’s cholera. I hope he and the oxen ford the river to safe health.

As somebody who’s been sick and tired of all the derivative 3-1 lead jokes... you get a star.

(Just some super-dark humor in the face of a terrifying situation! Steve Kerr is very much one of the good guys and I wish him the absolute best.)

Oh, man, the other alpha males are gonna be so pissed.

I mean, she’s not inherently wrong making the argument. Because yeah, just because you aren’t angrily disputing something publicly doesn’t mean you aren’t fighting the issue “behind the curtain” if you will.

So with Scully having retired, Krukow and Kuiper are now clearly the gold standard in active MLB announcing, right?

Let alone the people he apparently points guns at off set.

I cannot get over how much Hannity talks over Koppel— a well-respected, white, male TV journalist. Like, if he’s willing to talk over Ted Freakin’ Koppel...imagine any black woman who has ever had the misfortune of interacting with Hannity.

Huma! Nooooooo, girl! He’s just going to hurt you again!