Some of the Twitter sleuth journalists who have been on top of this for 9 months have warned that the next 4 or 5 weeks are going to be dramatic, and dark.

Yeah, Kat Von D said that he cheated on her with like 19 women, which is a crazy number but I believe it. Two types of people I don’t trust: Trump supporters and serial cheaters who’ve had multiple marriages fail because they cheated. This guy is both.

Didn’t he also have a spectacularly large cheating scandal with Kat Von D, his girlfriend post-Bullock? Like, yes, cheating does happen sometimes and both men and women do it. But if you are serially cheating on the women in your life, and putting more effort into building lavish killing machines (which, who knew…

Well I for one call the generalized abstract concept of an entire administration a “bad (or sick) guy!” all the time. Who wouldn’t?!

The way in which they wink and nod and claim that everyone will have access is so disgusting. By that standard everyone in the United States will have access to healthcare in the sense that everyone who can pay for it will be able to get it. By this measure we NEVER had a problem.

I don’t think it’s so much baby steps as an easy way for Chaffetz to pretend he isn’t blatantly ignoring all the other, much more serious shit Trump is involved with. He’s still flatly refusing to even acknowledge that the ties to Russia, the emoluments clause violations, and anything else that could have actual…

*hyperventilating* Is this my chance to see Drew Magary write The Hater’s Guide to This Week in Tabloids? ARE MY DREAMS FINALLY COMING TRUE, EMMA?!

I had one job that I didn’t want to leave, but it didn’t matter to my employer.

In the case of Freidman and Brooks, a small but but powerful group of rich people who want to be told comforting fairy tales about how they are the modern super heroes and meaningful political engagement isn’t really necessary to solve the world’s problems.

That little racist shit is going down. I love how the intelligence is leaking out at opportune times. Trump has to be PISSED that he finally got some positive press and then the Sessions story dropped.

Perhaps if Trump had the balls to accept responsibility for the raid instead of blaming it on Obama people might think differently.

Struck a nerve? Don’t let the door hit you on the way out, Jack.

We get it, you’re a Trump supporter mad that they are coming for your “commander in chief”. Calm down.

Are you literally more mad at Jalopnik than the president who got that veteran killed?

Yes, but this entire raid was donald trump trying to get some successful raid on his resume, we have no proof of what was accomplished and if the information was useful or not.

Guys, i’m starting to think that electing a reality TV star with 5 military deferments to command one of the world’s largest armed forces may not have been the best idea.

A couple of things.

How’s it gonna be spring when it’s still winter? This book is stupid. [Shoots book]

Breaking: Republicans guesstimation of economy grossly off mark

There are a lot of “Christians” out there who will absolutely soak you dry if they are able to gain your trust. 21 years in business, the WORST people I have dealt with over my career are the businessmen who wear Christianity on their sleeves.