Kellyanne will put out some statement about wanting other ventures and but happy for the opportunity to work with the “President”. 5 minutes later, 45 will tweet how useless and awful she was and he had to fire her; and then make a weekly tweet on how much he hates her.

yeah, we need to ensure there’s a good amount of trumpist republicans in our politics so everything stays balanced out

This has Pence written all over it. He’s such an awful person, people in Indiana were going to vote his ass out and now here he is, doing his evil on a national stage.

Every once in a while an episode of this show makes it into Ethnonationalist Twitter and I get a bunch of tweets asking why I’m not talking more about immigrants causing the downfall of the Roman Empire. My response is always the same - because they didn’t. Rome was a pluralistic society whose great genius was…

This, at least, seems a giant upgrade on Mike Flynn

I am hoping McMaster writes a fascinating book once he gets free of his new post. I am guessing that as an historian part of the draw for him is having an inside view of a precarious point in history (I doubt that would outweigh doing his job to the best of his ability - he seems very professional, unlike so many of…

It’s dictator chic.

The thing is, if he makes it out of this without any truly horrendous results (unlikely) we will have to listen to years of “I was, frankly, the greatest president ever. That’s what they tell me...” Our only hope of avoiding that fate is him in a prison jumpsuit or total global destruction. Small prices to pay, sure,…

There is never any discernible joy on this toad’s face. Never. Sad.

What the fuck did I get myself into.....

Fire Maher and give Larry Wilmore his show. Wilmore completely stole the show on the part that was online-only!

But yeah, it’s pretty telling that Maher would be so welcoming to Skesis Nuts Papapapooplos yet talk about the Muslim Clock kid like he was Osama Bin Laden.

Dick.

We don’t need an ideal world, just a better one than what we have now. I imagine part of that involves restricting the pay of smarmy, gladhanding assholes who provide, what? Leadership, I guess.

Counterpoint — Exxon’s $400mm man:

Trump is right about one thing: the intelligence community IS out to get him. But he brought it on himself by his constant and public disregard for what they do.

Satan’s butthole. Just a guess, but I’ll bet its a good one.

Some Mar-a-Lago member probably

Haha! It’s shocking to learn that public service means, you know, the public might wanna have words with you! Poor Puzdie.

“Whats with all these leaks!”

Chaffetz has already said he isn’t having an investigation on the Trump-Russia links because “it’s resolved itself”. He’s a spineless partisan hack. Never expect anything more from the GOP.

If this were Hillary, the impeachment proceedings would have begun three weeks ago.