The Cardinals really aren’t *that* bad. I’m a Yankees fan. WE are self important douchebags. The Red Sox have human garbage as fans. Though they haven’t won anything the Cubs fans are so shitty I hope they lose until the sun explodes and swallows the planet whole. And the Giants are at best a half step behind St.…

“Fine, I’ll fuck you up instead”

Pagan’s lucky it wasn’t this guy:

At least this time he was suspended without pay. Alabama is probably sick of the money this jerk has cost them defending his BS.

He can’t be a judge in Alabama after this (you can’t be elected or appointed when you reach the age of 70, and he’ll be over 70 when his term expires). Unfortunately, it wouldn’t surprise me if he ran for some other office....

What’s crazy is that if he were able to run again, he probably would and would be elected. People in Alabama are ridiculous. There have been rumors that he will run for Governor to take Bentley’s spot since he is also incompetent and will probably be impeached. God, I hate this state.

Hey uh, you guys heard about this thing now? Apparently the Reds are phoning it in.

Or like, just say you have allergies. But I guess he probably thinks that’s only something loser weaklings have, just like sleep is only for the weak.

He also said “bigly” a few times.

It’s also gaslighting extraordinaire- regardless of the cause, we all heard and saw him sniffling.

The cans. He hates these cans!

Am I the only one really confused by this vehement denial that he had “the sniffles”?! I mean, sorry dude, the whole world watched you twitch and sniffle--bad mic (?) or not, it wasn’t manufacturing the sound AND FACIAL MOVEMENT of man sniffling.

How can you not even admit something as benign as sniffling when 100 million people saw you doing it?

I think Trump may have gone to the wrong doctor...

He consulted Dr. Rockso

Have you ever even been to Jezebel before?

Counterpoint: Fuck Chase Utley.

She should have resigned long ago because her memory is shot. Does she have amnesia? Or selective memory loss? Must be nice living in that bubble of privilege, where you can exist ignoring reality.

I think the point is more that it’s easy to assume there is no way Trump could ever be elected if you aren’t surrounded by openly racist crazy people day in and day out.

What’s his race WAR?