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When the religious leader most associated with universal compassion mocks you, it’s time to take a look at your life choices.

I don’t actually want to see him shitting on Goodell, but I’d tune in to watch Al Michaels describing the act.

Same here. I quit watching 3 years ago because fuck em.

Lots of NFL fans are racists AND liars. Please remember to “like” our Facebook page, old people who still watch the 11 o’clock news.

Where’s the option for those of us who aren’t watching the NFL currently but would if Colin Kaepernick took a shit on the corpse of Roger Goodell?

Lots of NFL fans are racist, news at 11.

Word has it the same hashtag is above Donald Trump’s bed in neon.

People. People are talking.

Do we know Trump didn’t kill her? I’m just asking questions.

A lot of people are saying Donald J. Trump murdered JonBenet Ramsey.

Cue the tabloids salivating over a Jen and Brad reunion (Jennifer Anniston Pregnant- and Brad’s the Dad!).

Is it because Brad smokes pot in front of kids??

My work office is abuzz that he supposedly had an affair with Marion Cotillard when they filmed Allied. Which, if true, shouldn’t shock anyone including Angelina, as that is how she and Brad got together in the first place. Seems like his MO.

heads pretty much have to roll after this season. it’s one thing to get into a slump, it’s another to get into the same slump, day after day, absolutely refusing to do anything about it.

Bochy can be forgiven for continuing to run out Gas Can Casilla; if you look in that bullpen, there is no real alternative there a la Edwin Diaz stepping up in Seattle or Tony Watson in Pittsburgh, as evidenced by a recent loss in Colorado in which he burned through three pitchers in the ninth, and they all…

Same.

And if she hadn’t fainted on 9/11 after not talking about having pneumonia, that would still be true. That really screwed her. Assuming she gives a strong showing during the debates, and I think she will, things will change.

Kody is THE WORST! I really hate him.

“I’m not try, trying to be mean, but, I felt like you put yourself in that situation, you know what I mean?” said Parker. “I really felt like I didn’t do anything wrong.”