I would say Rodgers is mailing it in, but apparently no one’s received even a birthday card from him in years.

Honestly, we do it to piss you off.

This take is literally insane.

When did this “everything is ‘good’ or ‘bad’” (i.e., “this is a good and right opinion”) stuff start? Seems to me that Deadspin would pride itself on exploring the gray, rather than taking a binary stance on what is good or bad.

He became just the third Game 1 starter to pitch a shutout with at least nine strikeouts in World Series history.

I got a really sharp chef’s knife and I’ve enjoyed having and using it.

I stay invested because I am a good citizen and I love my country, but I guess not everyone is like that.

How on earth did we not get one Najeh Davenport mention

Maybe they needed to use an Epi-Pen?

Marvin Harrison, number 1 with a bullet.

Click bait title basically.

The headline is a bit misleading. You should definitely experience living on your own in between living with roommates and living with a significant other.

They’ll only have to play Nice if they fall into the Europa league.

This team is so shitty, the fans can taste it from the parking lot

Counterpoint: Deadspin doesn’t have too much soccer, but Deadspin soccer posts could each be approximately 80% shorter. Someone get Billy an editor.

So Drew, probably the best pure writer on the staff, can’t publish his own posts, but nobody goes through the 150-word soccer sentences that Billy throws up on the reg? Or they do any just don’t care it reads like a Perkins egg scramble looks?

“This Site Has Too Many Soccer Articles That Billy Haisley Wrote”

“This Site Has Too Many Soccer Articles That Billy Haisley Wrote In 9 Minutes.”

I totally understand where the Thunder are coming from on this one. The longer they keep me waiting, the less money I give waiters.