HOT damn that’s good

Someone needs to introduce him to the Lendale White diet. All it takes is three simple words: “No Way José.”

Any of you play Ultimate Team on FIFA 17?

Tom’s take is short-sighted. Anything anti-Trump is good right now. 

An anti-Clinton conservative has more chance of swaying on-the-fence Republican voters to abstain or vote Clinton, than an out-and-out liberal does. Conservatives might trust the Jeb Bush flunky. They definitely will not trust a liberal columnist. At…

Woah, woah, woah. Deadspin is riding against Posnanski now? That seems uncalled for.

Pete Rose appreciates that frame job.

At least Leicester still has hope. This is about as good as they could have asked for. And Champions League play sets up nicely for them to rapid counter against teams used to controlling the ball in their domestic leagues.

In other words, get ready for Alexi Lalas’ halftime analysis of “Dilly Ding, Dilly Dong.”

Goddamn thats funny. Well done.

I would vote for Trump if he promised free pretzel rolls for every lunch of my life. 15th is bullshit and you should be ashamed of yourself.

“Dennis Allen is a dry handjob of a coach.”

Counterpoint: When you are hard up enough, a dry handjob can get the jobe done.

The fact that Pearls Before Swine didn’t make the top five makes me suspect no one who voted actually reads the comics anymore.

Also, Garfield books were the shit when you had to read during recess because of bad weather.

My first beer story is actually one of the few things I really like about myself.

My Dad and I were listening to the Brewers game in the summer on our back porch while reading books and the rest of the family was away from the house. I was 15-years-old at the time. I remember he went to get himself a beer from the…

I would like to officially put forth my “Prestige Theory” about Varys.

HE HAS A SECRET TWIN.

He’s gone full Christian Bale on us and has had identical twins living one life for his entire adulthood. It would explain how he knows so much — even accounting for his little birds, his wealth of knowledge was incredible —…

Dunga’s words were as pointed as his widow’s peak.

When did you realize you were old? My moment of reckoning was recent when I had a get-off-my-lawn reaction to the word “lit” as an exclamation. That shit is not lit. That shit is stupid.

Best random $5 I ever spent was on a pineapple corer. Its this plastic tube with a flat base and a little razor. Slices and dices an entire pineapple in 20 seconds with zero mess.

And once, I put some rum and orange juice in the intact-pineapple husk and drank like that for a summer afternoon. I was the lord of all…

Shitting on retired athletes is fun, so I don’t mean to ruin the party, but Payton’s take really isn’t that HOT. MJ and Kareem SHOULD have gotten unanimous MVPs too. Curry shouldn’t have been the first. It’s nice that the cherry is finally popped, but it is insane that Jordan was never a unanimous MVP. I don’t think…

Trader Joes sells a Sriracha Barbecue. It’s dope.

I think your conclusion might be off-base here. I don’t know if teams were passing on Tunsil for moral/ethical reasons that “weed is bad.”

It makes more sense they were passing on him for their usual risk aversion. While it is ridiculous that testing positive for weed still draws a four-game suspension, this is the NFL…

Mmmm, that’s a tasty comment.