Yeah, the “return to white rule” made me snort.

Exceptions - orphan critters or burned or ill ones that don’t have enough fur. Or I guess you could swaddle them in an old towel like NORMAL PEOPLE DO

1. No need for effing and blinding because I disagree with you about proportions of responsibility

From what I see it was a locally known and recommended daycare. Also her lack of leave and finances probably restricted her choice. Speaking generally, it is a “thing” over here to be stuck with a “I hope it’s legal” daycare because you can’t afford anything more.

“She made the worst mistake”

Anyone else humming the Blue Peter theme?

If it’s any consolation, I’ve tried several times to blip my house open with the car remote thingy. My house does not have central locking, sadly.

They should probably leave the skull where it is. It might get upset.

This. THIS.

So?

damnit, got to here in the comments and a bloody owl screeched outside.

I’ve had a long day and just lost it at “beep beep squish boing”.

“one of England’s greatest exports”

Yup. Just don’t use the same one you use to clean the grout.

Funnily enough, I have a 1950s-ish household manual that includes contouring instructions and diagrams. The Kardashian look is nothing new :)

*adds Abe to freebie list*

But Abe’s the sweetie, really.

Do I get to decide WHICH Frankenstein (‘s monster)?

I’d have to know exactly how the cats died before condemning her. I mean, this is one of the cases where “muricans should have all the guns ever!” would actually be useful.

Also worth pointing out; lots of people might think that hole in skull = death, but lots of ancient skulls actually show signs of bone regrowth i.e. healing