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If the timestamp gets kinja-ed, go to 2.22

I’m pretty blasé about most creepy crawlies now. However:

Jacques! Yes!

Hey! You have excellent taste :D

Might explain my sudden craving for ALL THE FRUIT though

I’ve been eating this beef rib for... 4 days now I think?

They don’t drop into the little dales /valleys near me but they do follow the zig-zag low enough for me to eyeball the pilot. Which is honestly a little disconcerting.

that’s... interesting

That’s fair. I think a lot of the frustration comes from cosmetic changes (either neutral or negative, like the font change) whilst not fixing the recurring bugs and glitches, or even usability.

How much time do you have?

“...working rather well”

I have a good colour match (think ghost with a hint of jaundice) from Bare Minerals, but it’s certainly not full coverage and I do have to watch out for shininess.

Did you see the... thing... where men tried “pretty” hairstyles?

Dunno about you but I’ve been hearing warnings about too-tight ponytails (and braids / cornrows / weaves / extensions) for a couple of decades...

You forgot to pick up your manners this morning.

Good for you. But we’re talking about kids here, and you’ll notice lots of women having problems in the comments.

You still have to use your blood covered hands to open the cubicle door, operate the public taps, and soap dispenser, splash diluted blood around...

Your #notallmen-ing is tedious.