People need to calm the fuck down.

*glances over to sidebar to look for the old faithful herpes post*

I really hope this isn’t a flavour.

“mud? where?”

Many show dogs are pretty much deformed, never mind chubby :(

omg you have the neat, tidy, civilised version of my dog!

dude’s just yawning

Wait, your eggface seems to be a completely different eggface to my eggface... HOW MANY ARE THERE??

Do I have strange feet, because I can never keep mules or flip flops on. Ever.

Like I said, it works. At a price.

A lamprey is a fish with a round mouth, the closest “natural” jaw to a prong collar.

Any lawyers in the Jezebel commenters?

Or you’ve just taught your dog to hide their fear very, very well. Same as smacking a dog for growling - it’ll stop growling, but you haven’t removed the cause of the dog’s distress. It’s just more likely to snap without any warning.

I get how the challenge of the dog was a challenge for their relationship. Maybe it’s just the writing style, or the fact it’s posted on here?

Yes, what a fear-aggressive animal needs most is for its trusted humans to inflict pain and strangulation. That’ll fix it right up!

I think you just articulated my feelings on this post entirely.

Extra credit for “forking”.

Usually yes, but also means collectives (ecosystems??) of bacteria / yeasts / beasties. See also: gut flora, skin flora, etc.