Re the rings, I heard they had agreed to wear them in front of the kids as part of the co-parenting (which sounds an awful lot like “we haven’t told the kids properly” but.... whatever)

I need a palate cleanser. Where’s that set of images of all different top athletes? (I wanna say Sports Illustrated but I’m pretty sure I’m so very wrong there). You know, with the teeny gymnast stood by the weightlifter, next to a swimmer, etc.

Five pounds...

That’s why I thought the headline was “some SHIT is just too expensive”

No, it’s a problem. I have to wear an apron for work, and what happens is that one boob gets all shy and hogs the whole apron-top, and the other comes out to say hi to the customers.

*stolen for future use*

No, I think there is room to question make up formulations. Like dimethicone really does not do good things for me and is in everything, so I need Good Chemist to explain what the function is and what an effective sub might be so’s I can go look for that.

This snotty attitude is not the way to win people to your cause

If you like really red steak, what about a culinary blowtorch to sear the outside, then slap it onna plate?

That can work better though, a refrigerated hunk of meat takes longer to heat through and cook in the middle (i.e. stays blue longer).

I’ll go!

glow-in-the-dark-internet-high-five!

Um, does someone need a tutorial about how to cope with sleeves on coats?

Stop spoiling our outrage with facts ;p

Er... first question fail. Give the host(ess) something THEY like, duh. I might enjoy dried foraged seaweed on my salad, but I won’t inflict that on a friend.

“Our customers are rich enough to buy cashmere, and do that skinny-white-girl thing where they lick a bit of frosting off a cupcake whilst proclaiming how much they love to eat, but never actually eat the cake”

Can you over-emphasise how rare you want it? (I normally say “still moo-ing, please” in the hopes that they will leave it vaguely pink)

At least she HAS an oven.

YOU ARE A SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE